Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, have you ever been evaluated and diagnosed by a professional?

Yes, I have. The Court of Appeals evaluated my application for bar membership and diagnosed me as a lawyer.

Nobody cares. You're still a shitty fucking worthless person.

Anonymous wrote:This weekend I’m going to wear boots and a puffy vest and like, go to Tysons and give people resting bitch face. This thread has inspired me.

Don't forget your quadruple double triple soy latte and your super duper iPhone.

For inspiration:

Anonymous wrote:OP, have you ever been evaluated and diagnosed by a professional?

Yes, I have. The Court of Appeals evaluated my application for bar membership and diagnosed me as a lawyer.

This weekend I’m going to wear boots and a puffy vest and like, go to Tysons and give people resting bitch face. This thread has inspired me.

“The unyielding intensity of Larla’s focus on her work is matched only by the enormous patience she displays when she is interrupted by colleagues seeking her insight.”

“She greets custodians and executives alike with a gracious smile.”

“The rare employee who is both charming and competent, while also magnanimous enough to be friendly to the IT staff.”

OP, have you ever been evaluated and diagnosed by a professional?

Anonymous wrote:I'm going to write on my employee self-assessment I'm doing right now "I'm a unicorn."

Yesssss.... me too!

I'm going to write on my employee self-assessment I'm doing right now "I'm a unicorn."

Anonymous wrote:wypipo = white people

Oh god no.

wypipo = white people

Anonymous wrote:What is wypipo?

If you have to ask, you’re probably one of us.

What is wypipo?

I’m basic wypipo. Can’t help it. Born that way. Don’t think a lot about what I’m wearing beyond “this is cute and normal”. Also, super busy with work and kid’s activities so can’t be bothered to be anything but basic.