Anonymous wrote:

taketothebank wrote:

No, I really meant stability. As in, come home on time every night, do 50% of the household work, be an active parent. I make 55% of the household income, my stable husband makes 45%.

Really? Cool. I am not sure I could do all three (or even two) most of the time.

For example, I could maybe come home and be an active parent, but would not do housework. I think if I had to do all three at one time I would need a night of drinking the next day. Sadly, I am sure that I would spend more than my 45% of that day's income on the night out.

Yes, I am a real peach. But I am not fat. Yet.

You made a good choice.

I am just shocked you are divorced. Not.

taketothebank wrote:

No, I really meant stability. As in, come home on time every night, do 50% of the household work, be an active parent. I make 55% of the household income, my stable husband makes 45%.

Really? Cool. I am not sure I could do all three (or even two) most of the time.

For example, I could maybe come home and be an active parent, but would not do housework. I think if I had to do all three at one time I would need a night of drinking the next day. Sadly, I am sure that I would spend more than my 45% of that day's income on the night out.

Yes, I am a real peach. But I am not fat. Yet.

You made a good choice.

taketothebank wrote:

What a true ass you are. I knew I left private practice for a reason

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Do you handle tax work at your current firm? May we contact you for a free evaluation of your current corporate tax profile?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My DH has a small gut, he is 190 lbs and 5'10". It doesn't bother me, but I'm also 135 lbs and 5'2" so I have no room to judge. The only turn off is when attempts to sucker me into sex without foreplay. Don't be an ass, attempt to get me in the mood: I was just reading a book about the Civil War, dammit.

+1000

Why is that so hard for men to get?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My DH has a small gut, he is 190 lbs and 5'10". It doesn't bother me, but I'm also 135 lbs and 5'2" so I have no room to judge. The only turn off is when attempts to sucker me into sex without foreplay. Don't be an ass, attempt to get me in the mood: I was just reading a book about the Civil War, dammit.

how often do YOU initiate?

Ain't!

This coming from a troll who fantasizes about being the toast of soccer moms.

Absolutely bleak.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

taketothebank wrote:

Sure they do. Time to wipe the cheeto dust from your fingers and step outside. I guess this is the only way you know to get any reaction at all from the soccer moms you fantasize about

You are not funny at all. Maybe it is time for you give it break and work on your source material.

BTW - It is "Cheeto" dust, not cheeto dust. Proper names require capital letters at the front of the word. That is sort of thing you master at MajorLawPartnerSchool.

Apparently you have lots of time to sit at home and troll. Put down the mountain dew. The trolling ain't going well.

Isn't going well.

Anonymous wrote:My DH has a small gut, he is 190 lbs and 5'10". It doesn't bother me, but I'm also 135 lbs and 5'2" so I have no room to judge. The only turn off is when attempts to sucker me into sex without foreplay. Don't be an ass, attempt to get me in the mood: I was just reading a book about the Civil War, dammit.

taketothebank wrote:Mountain Dew, not mountain dew. You are too stupid to have access to the internet, and that is saying a good deal.

If you were even half way funny it would be fun to troll you. But you are not.

Anonymous wrote:My DH has a small gut, he is 190 lbs and 5'10". It doesn't bother me, but I'm also 135 lbs and 5'2" so I have no room to judge. The only turn off is when attempts to sucker me into sex without foreplay. Don't be an ass, attempt to get me in the mood: I was just reading a book about the Civil War, dammit.

Anonymous wrote:

taketothebank wrote:

Sure they do. Time to wipe the cheeto dust from your fingers and step outside. I guess this is the only way you know to get any reaction at all from the soccer moms you fantasize about

You are not funny at all. Maybe it is time for you give it break and work on your source material.

BTW - It is "Cheeto" dust, not cheeto dust. Proper names require capital letters at the front of the word. That is sort of thing you master at MajorLawPartnerSchool.

Apparently you have lots of time to sit at home and troll. Put down the mountain dew. The trolling ain't going well.

taketothebank wrote:

Sure they do. Time to wipe the cheeto dust from your fingers and step outside. I guess this is the only way you know to get any reaction at all from the soccer moms you fantasize about

You are not funny at all. Maybe it is time for you give it break and work on your source material.

BTW - It is "Cheeto" dust, not cheeto dust. Proper names require capital letters at the front of the word. That is sort of thing you master at MajorLawPartnerSchool.