Anonymous wrote: female here : I'm surprised by how many women posted that they hate this or " yuk" or" gross"
don't you realize it means your husband is still hot for you, that he wants you and that he is looking for validation that you find him attractive
If you feel entitled to spout off that that is " gross" and ask him to stop or Tell him to stop, do you not realize you are basically telling him:
go elsewhere
men are sexual beings, they like to have sex. so do a lot of women... it is NOT gross or objectifying... its called having a sex drive
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.
If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.
But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.
I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people
Actually you said
As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...
Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband
What was that in response to?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Some incredibly poor spousal choices made by posters in this thread.
My crystal ball was broken.
Anonymous wrote:Some incredibly poor spousal choices made by posters in this thread.
Anonymous wrote:DW here. I hate being groped and touched in a sexually suggestive way when my kids are around or when I am trying to do something. I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me. I think it's disrespectful. He calls it "affection". Am I the only one who hates this?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My husband does this annoying thing of pretending anything around that is long is his dick. It could be a baguette, a salami, a hose, a balloon, a batton, a rolled up newspaper. He does it quickly and thrusts it at me to make sure I get the joke. He has been caught by his mom, the mailman, teachers, you name it. Such a manchild.
My DH does the same and thinks it's hilarious (stopped being hilarious in 2002). He favors pool noodles to demonstrate his subtle, sly sense of humor.