Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 16:03     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
this is hilarious.. I'm just curious though.. if I make pop corn to eat while I'm reading this, will someone call CPS?.. you know.. corn protective services? Is someone gonna come take my corn away?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 16:00     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I need help naming my corn, any suggestions? We are considering Maisy-short for the indian word Maze Thoughts?


Maisy was the name of the pump in my high school.


Ok. What is a "pump"?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:58     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:My DC(dear corn) for those who ride the short bus) is having an affair with the tomatoes. I hacked into his husk last night while he was crosspolinating.

Some may say that cross polinating at an Asian corn massage parlor is not cheating but I would love to hear otehrs opinion on this issue.

Is a happy popping of his corn cheating or not?


If there are no emotions, it's not cheating.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:55     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
This corn won't shuck itself.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:52     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
A kernel saved is a kernel earned.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:47     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Do I owe it to my corn to pay its tuition to corn college? My parents paid my way but that was when corn college costed a few kernels.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:45     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Should I spent my last few ears on CorningWare or the Corning Museum? I can't decide!
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:43     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
If you are a keeper of the corn, do you wish to raise your own corn someday, or it's enough to just tend to others' corn?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:41     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Anonymous wrote:If you are a stay at home corn farmer, is shucking part of your job? I mean, I tend the stalks, water them, hoe the rows and spread the organically friendly bugs around to eat the corn pests. This takes up a lot of my day! Then my DH comes home from work and expects them all the be shucked before dinner! I know he works too, but he has no idea how much energy I spend making sure those little stalks he made me grow are happy all day. This is a constant fight we have. Anyone other SAHCFs have this problem?


I'm a SAHCF but I use to be a WAHCF, I don't consider shucking part of my job. We have a cornkeeper who comes over twice a week to do that. She does a really good job too, being a corn herself and all.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:40     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
DCUM cornies (you know who you are), if you are consistenly posting corny things on this site, are you raising your kids to be little cornholes, too?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:36     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
Seriously, you guys are cornholes!

just when I think all the weird corn jokes have been exhausted, you have me cracking up at my desk.
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:36     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
If organic corn were the end-all-be-all of food (isn't it already?!), would you prefer to buy it at a store called Trader Corn's or Whole Corns Market? And why?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:33     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
If you are a stay at home corn farmer, is shucking part of your job? I mean, I tend the stalks, water them, hoe the rows and spread the organically friendly bugs around to eat the corn pests. This takes up a lot of my day! Then my DH comes home from work and expects them all the be shucked before dinner! I know he works too, but he has no idea how much energy I spend making sure those little stalks he made me grow are happy all day. This is a constant fight we have. Anyone other SAHCFs have this problem?
Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:30     Subject: Re:S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
I was hoping to share my corn with a friend, but she suddenly looked grossed out and hid her feet. WTH!? (Hehe, sorry.)

Anonymous
Post 08/24/2011 15:18     Subject: S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
PP, depends on if he butters his own corn or they do it for hiim!