Anonymous wrote:Farts are not a problem in our house. Mainly because regardless of if it is silent or loud, we do not have smelly farts because of our gut biome, pooping habits and diet.

We eat a primarily plant based whole food diet. We eat a lot of veggies and beans/lentils but we take care to prep it carefully so they don't make us gassy. We are trim and active. We do not drink alcohol or consume junk or too much processed foods. We eat a lot of home made probiotics every day. We poop without any effort, we are very regular, we poop 1-2 times a day etc. We do not have food allergies, we do not have issues with our digestive system.
We do not suffer from heartburn, burps, acidity, nausea, problems of liver, kidney, spleen, gall bladder etc.

One family member had to undergo chemo this year and even though they became gassy they did not have stinky farts. Thank God.

Come on. You are ridiculous. Farts smell- all of them. And the chemo comment- you are relieved that their farts don't smell? This is your take away? Your farts do stink, dear.
Signed,
A fellow vegan

Anonymous wrote:Farts are not a problem in our house. Mainly because regardless of if it is silent or loud, we do not have smelly farts because of our gut biome, pooping habits and diet.

We eat a primarily plant based whole food diet. We eat a lot of veggies and beans/lentils but we take care to prep it carefully so they don't make us gassy. We are trim and active. We do not drink alcohol or consume junk or too much processed foods. We eat a lot of home made probiotics every day. We poop without any effort, we are very regular, we poop 1-2 times a day etc. We do not have food allergies, we do not have issues with our digestive system.
We do not suffer from heartburn, burps, acidity, nausea, problems of liver, kidney, spleen, gall bladder etc.

One family member had to undergo chemo this year and even though they became gassy they did not have stinky farts. Thank God.

Anonymous wrote:Wait, women do this too?

Anonymous wrote:This is ChatGPT, right? Right??!!!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How much?
Who is the worst?
Any house rules about this?

Flatulence may be a fact of life, but in a well-run home it doesn’t have to become a… dominant design feature.

In my household, the guiding principle is simple: consideration and courtesy. A beautiful home is not just about aesthetics; it’s about how people treat one another within it.

How much?
Well, ideally as little as possible in shared spaces. Everyone has their moments, of course — we’re human. But mindful habits go a long way toward maintaining a pleasant atmosphere, literally and figuratively.

Who is the worst?
Every home has its culprit. Identify them gently, with humour rather than shame. If it’s a child, teach them the same way you teach table manners. If it’s an adult, a lighthearted acknowledgment works wonders:
“Sweetheart, that is absolutely not a living-room activity.”

House rules? Absolutely.
Here are my approved guidelines for harmonious living:

Designated Departure Zones:
If you feel the urge, briefly excuse yourself to a hallway, bathroom, or any area with better ventilation.

Time and Place:
The dining table, kitchen, and entertaining spaces are non-negotiable no-flatulence zones. Think of them as the fine-linen areas of etiquette.

Noise Control:
Every household member should make a reasonable effort to keep things discreet. Consider it the domestic equivalent of tidying up after yourself.

Aroma Management:
Keep a subtle room spray or candle nearby — something elegant, not overwhelming. Lemon verbena works beautifully.

Humor with Limits:
A shared laugh is fine, but habitual or attention-seeking gas is not a personality trait. If it becomes one, a kindly conversation is warranted.

A home thrives on respect, good manners, and just a touch of structure. With a few gentle expectations, even this most natural of issues can be handled with grace.

Anonymous wrote:Road trips are the worst and we talk a lot about it 💨💨💨

Anonymous wrote:I live alone so I fart away whenever my ass wants to contribute to the atmosphere.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You people must have nasty smelling houses, just farting all over the place. How disgusting! Have some respect for others, no one wants your assgass in their nose!

You must not have dogs! And no, you can’t train them to excuse themselves and run to the bathroom to fart.