Anonymous wrote:This thread is killing me. More, please!

I actually like how Missy Elliott's "Work It" sounds. But it's cheesily vulgar and I bust out laughing every time I hear the elephant sound effect. There are lyrical gems in every stanza. Plus the backwards recorded material.

"If you got a big [elephant trumpeting noise], let me search ya. To find out how hard I gotta work ya. Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i. Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i."

"Your girl acting stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa.
Call before you come, I need to shave my chacha. You do or you don't or you will or you won't ya. Go downtown and eat it like a vulture."

https://genius.com/Missy-elliott-work-it-lyrics

https://www.nme.com/news/music/that-was-a-mistake-missy-elliot-reveals-the-truth-behind-that-massive-hook-from-hit-work-it-2414396

This thread is killing me. More, please!

I'm not worried 'bout the ring you wear
'Cause as long as no one knows, then nobody can care
You're feeling guilty and I'm well aware
But you don't look ashamed and baby, I'm not scared

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart

The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
I know she's mine
Because the doggone girl is mine

Horrible song! Plus the part where they talk some of the lyrics.

Oh I had forgotten about this one. It's so bad and the talking part is particularly bad, as you said. I didn't need this back up in the of forefront of my brain.

Michael, we're not going to fight about this, okay?
Paul, I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter

aaargh. Why are you doing this to me? 😂🤣😂

Hey Macarena, ay!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart

The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
I know she's mine
Because the doggone girl is mine

Horrible song! Plus the part where they talk some of the lyrics.

Oh I had forgotten about this one. It's so bad and the talking part is particularly bad, as you said. I didn't need this back up in the of forefront of my brain.

Michael, we're not going to fight about this, okay?
Paul, I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter

WAP.

I feel like it was written to be as explicit as possible and sold for shock value alone. While I realize it is art and some still like it, the lyrics are…. no thanks.

She says her love for me could never die
But that′d change if she ever found out about you and I
verse

Oh, but her love is cold
Wouldn't hurt her if she didn′t know, cause
When it gets too much
I need to feel your touch
chorus

I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feeling′s right I′m gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you
verse

She′s got a heart of gold, she'd never let me down
But you′re the one that always turns me on
You keep me comin' ′round
I know her love is true
But it's so damn easy makin' love to you
I got my mind made up
I need to feel your touch
chorus

I′m gonna run to you
Yeah, I′m gonna run to you
Cause when the feeling's right I′m gonna stay all night
I'm gonna run to you

Just when it seems so clear
That it's over now
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here

Atlantic Starr - Secret Lovers

How could something so wrong be so right?
I wish we didn't have to keep our love out of sight, yeah
Livin' two lives just ain't easy at all
But we gotta hang on in there or fall

Secret lovers, yeah, that's what we are
Tryin' so hard to hide the way we feel
'Cause we both belong to someone else
But we can't let it go
'Cause what we feel is, oh, so real

I remember the 35 sweet goodbyes
IYKYK

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart

The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
I know she's mine
Because the doggone girl is mine

Horrible song! Plus the part where they talk some of the lyrics.

Oh I had forgotten about this one. It's so bad and the talking part is particularly bad, as you said. I didn't need this back up in the of forefront of my brain.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

I adore this song too 😭 belt my heart out to it.

How old are you guys that you know this song/lyrics? Just curious, I had to Google it to come up with the song.

Neil Diamond? Every DJ in DC played his songs at some point in the night for, like, forever.

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Anonymous wrote:Every line of "Please don't stand so close to me."

"This girl is half his age."

"Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov."

When I was in 7th grade I had a 20 something teacher I had the hots for. (Of course nothing happened). This song doesn't bother me as much as "Into the Night" . Because a cute young guy is one thing but the 40ish troll from "Into the Night" is another.

You can do the math on half his age re: a school girl right?

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin' with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key?
All this time she was standin' there
She never took her eyes off me

[Verse 1: Shaggy]
How ya fi give the woman access to your villa?
Trespasser and a witness, all the hacklin' a yuh pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killa
Best review the situation that you caught up inna
To be a true player, you haffi know how fi play
If she say, "A night," convince her, say, "A day"
Never admit to a word weh she say
And if she claim a yuh, tell her, "Baby, no way!"

[Pre-Chorus: Rikrok & Shaggy]
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over