Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My kids don’t play travel sports and I’m not interested in Larla and Larlo’s teams… sorry
Translation: My kids are un-athletic wheezing dweebs and we can’t afford travel sports anyway.![]()
DP: No travel sports or interest therein. I like my sleep and free time. People who do them are mindless zombies who can't think for themselves.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Mine is that I hate half smokes. DH and I spend a lot of time taking out of town visitors to Ben’s Chili Bowl at their request. I don’t feel like we can decline taking them. I love the history and even the chili itself, but I hate half smokes. Not just Ben’s but all of them. Which is weird because I love a good hot dog.
I would have to wear a scarlet H.
I bought some Ben’s Chili Bowl half smokes from Costco a couple of months ago. One of them had some bone in it that cracked my tooth. I have just had a crown fitted as a result. So I too now hate Ben’s Chili Bowl half-smokes.
Anonymous wrote:I find driving in Arlington to be very confusing to the point I had no desire to move there.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Calling the DC area "DMV."
It would be a sin to sneer at calling it the DMV.
You must be a transplant.
4th generation from DC and I don’t call it the DMV and get annoyed at those who do.
+1000
No greater sign of someone being a transplant than calling the region "DMV."
How do you explain all of the people who aren’t transplants that have used it for decades?
I’ve never heard a non transplant use that term unless it’s someone under the age of 25.
Way to tell on yourself that you have zero black friends.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I'm fat.
Scarlet F for you.
That’s probably the biggest sin on DCUM if you are a woman.
Anonymous wrote:I'm fat.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Tf is a half smoke?
A local variety of smoked pork and beef sausage usually grilled and eaten on a hot dog bun.
Like a cross between a hot dog and a kielbasa? Gross
No, not like that. Are you midwestern ?
No, I’m from here. Are you midwestern?
No, I’m from here. Why would you think anything is like a kielbasa?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I refer to National Airport as Reagan
Ouch
Born and raised here and I say Reagan
DOB?
Anonymous wrote:I hate the Kennedy Center and find the experience uncivilized
Anonymous wrote:Mine is that I hate half smokes. DH and I spend a lot of time taking out of town visitors to Ben’s Chili Bowl at their request. I don’t feel like we can decline taking them. I love the history and even the chili itself, but I hate half smokes. Not just Ben’s but all of them. Which is weird because I love a good hot dog.
I would have to wear a scarlet H.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I refer to National Airport as Reagan
Same
I also hate Georgetown Cupcakes
Georgetown cupcakes are 100% a tourist thing at this point. Everybody local knows they are the worst cupcakes in the area.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My kids don’t play travel sports and I’m not interested in Larla and Larlo’s teams… sorry
Translation: My kids are un-athletic wheezing dweebs and we can’t afford travel sports anyway.![]()