Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It says the male CEO is age 58. How old is the Kristin Cabot woman?

52. Her other surname is Thornby.

Only 52?
People, don’t forget the sunscreen!

I think you need to look around when you're in public. She is clearly above average for age 52. She's clearly in shape and thin. 52 is post menopause, most American women are obese at that age.

Anonymous wrote:It's possible one or both are Mormon, too.

That figures.

What a couple of hypocrites - CEO & HR. This is why nobody trusts HR!!

Anonymous wrote:I kinda love Chris Martin for this.

He’s always been a real good guy. I’ve always liked him.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It says the male CEO is age 58. How old is the Kristin Cabot woman?

52. Her other surname is Thornby.

Only 52?
People, don’t forget the sunscreen!

It's possible one or both are Mormon, too.

I kinda love Chris Martin for this.

Anonymous wrote:It says the male CEO is age 58. How old is the Kristin Cabot woman?

52. Her other surname is Thornby.

Anonymous wrote:The betrayed spouses will never be able to hear a Coldplay song again without being triggered…

Proving that there is a silver lining to every cloud.

Anonymous wrote:This has like a zillion views on every social media outlet. I thought Me Too put an end to this stuff? Imagine being his wife and kids.

Top story on all the biggest tabloids. Named and shamed.

"Coldplay frontman Chris Martin made a cheeky remark after a kiss cam exposed a high-profile affair in the crowd at a show on Wednesday.

Martin set the entire stadium laughing as he jibed Andy Byron, CEO of the AI-centric New York firm Astronomer and the company’s HR head, Kristin Cabot, who were mortified when they got thrown on the jumbotron while they were cuddling."

https://nypost.com/2025/07/17/entertainment/chris-martin-has-cheeky-reaction-after-exposing-andy-byron-kristin-cabots-apparent-affair/

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Anonymous wrote:😂😂

Where was his need for privacy while he was publicly groping his ho?

OMG you do realize that post was satire, right?

Neither one of them have released a statement.

Anonymous wrote:I hope their kids don't see this nonsense. While marriage is a hard long journey, you are not obliged to partake. Stupid cheaters always have excuses...oh yes they are humans, humans make mistakes lol give me a break. They are both pieces of sh**t

College admissions will. They always google parents.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:women like that c#$t Kristin Cabot really muck things up for women. She is literally the ONLY female on their leadership page:
https://www.astronomer.io/about-us/

So, she just had to have the CEO. Hope her world falls apart.

was this picture 20 years old?

I wouldn't call her ugly. The current version of her she just looks like a random in shape UMC ~ 50 year old Karen you could find at any Whole Foods or Farmers Market in the weekends. This guy is a mid-life crisis dork. Of course an immoral middle aged trollop at work will bang the boss of a multi-billion company. Because either he's going to be coerced into rewarding her with fat comp, options and perks or she's going to sue his ass and torpedo his career. The way he's acting publicly, he is clearly a beta male dork who's getting his first taste of new () decades. Reminds me of that Bezos dweeb being played like a fiddle by that Sanchez whore. Men are idiots.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:women like that c#$t Kristin Cabot really muck things up for women. She is literally the ONLY female on their leadership page:
https://www.astronomer.io/about-us/

So, she just had to have the CEO. Hope her world falls apart.

was this picture 20 years old?

Ugh. She kind of looks like my younger sister, who is also in HR and who has been known to bang outside of marriage. I went back and checked the name. It isn't my sister, but she is someone else's sister.

They all have a certain skanky look, manly face, don’t they? Looks like the married skank my ex was banging- just different hair color.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:women like that c#$t Kristin Cabot really muck things up for women. She is literally the ONLY female on their leadership page:
https://www.astronomer.io/about-us/

So, she just had to have the CEO. Hope her world falls apart.

was this picture 20 years old?

Ugh. She kind of looks like my younger sister, who is also in HR and who has been known to bang outside of marriage. I went back and checked the name. It isn't my sister, but she is someone else's sister.

I’d like to meet your younger sister. She sounds like fun.

You like aging horse faces?