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Anonymous wrote:Is this parade actually happening? It's in two weeks and I haven't seen anything about it and we live in the area.

Yes, it's on. There's a website where you can sign up for tickets or whatever. I haven't seen road closing information, but that'd usually come later.

It would be a shame if a bunch of locals signed up for tickets and didn’t show up.🤷‍♀️

https://events.america250.org/events/250th-anniversary-of-the-us-army-grand-military-parade-and-celebration

My kids have had fun signing up with ridiculous names. The dumb asses didn’t use a verification system, so Schmelli Bungwhul and guest and other like named individuals are registered but not attending .

I like your kids.

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Anonymous wrote:Is this parade actually happening? It's in two weeks and I haven't seen anything about it and we live in the area.

Yes, it's on. There's a website where you can sign up for tickets or whatever. I haven't seen road closing information, but that'd usually come later.

It would be a shame if a bunch of locals signed up for tickets and didn’t show up.🤷‍♀️

https://events.america250.org/events/250th-anniversary-of-the-us-army-grand-military-parade-and-celebration

My kids have had fun signing up with ridiculous names. The dumb asses didn’t use a verification system, so Schmelli Bungwhul and guest and other like named individuals are registered but not attending .

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve been obsessively checking the weather forecasts. So far, rain and possible thunderstorms are predicted for next Saturday. I’m all set to start publicly mumbling things like: “God don’t love ugly.” whilst shaking my head in agreement. It would be a real shame if the expensive parade got rained out. And it would be pretty funny if the original plans to celebrate the Army were held as scheduled— before the deluge.

American soldiers and tanks don't melt when they get wet

Well if they get struck by lightening they might.

They are heavy enough that this won't be an issue.

I think tanks can roll through lightening, but individual soldiers marching with guns would not be a good idea. Hopefully commanders will be able to stand up to King Don and say “this is not safe for the trooos.” I’m sure there’s already military folks that this is an idiotic idea but are biting their tongues to save their careers.

The guns and ammunition will be heavy enough to keep the soldiers from lightening. They're in no danger of floating away.

But rain will ruin Trumps gender affirming hair and makeup.

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve been obsessively checking the weather forecasts. So far, rain and possible thunderstorms are predicted for next Saturday. I’m all set to start publicly mumbling things like: “God don’t love ugly.” whilst shaking my head in agreement. It would be a real shame if the expensive parade got rained out. And it would be pretty funny if the original plans to celebrate the Army were held as scheduled— before the deluge.

American soldiers and tanks don't melt when they get wet

Well if they get struck by lightening they might.

They are heavy enough that this won't be an issue.

I think tanks can roll through lightening, but individual soldiers marching with guns would not be a good idea. Hopefully commanders will be able to stand up to King Don and say “this is not safe for the trooos.” I’m sure there’s already military folks that this is an idiotic idea but are biting their tongues to save their careers.

The guns and ammunition will be heavy enough to keep the soldiers from lightening. They're in no danger of floating away.

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve been obsessively checking the weather forecasts. So far, rain and possible thunderstorms are predicted for next Saturday. I’m all set to start publicly mumbling things like: “God don’t love ugly.” whilst shaking my head in agreement. It would be a real shame if the expensive parade got rained out. And it would be pretty funny if the original plans to celebrate the Army were held as scheduled— before the deluge.

American soldiers and tanks don't melt when they get wet

Well if they get struck by lightening they might.

They are heavy enough that this won't be an issue.

I think tanks can roll through lightening, but individual soldiers marching with guns would not be a good idea. Hopefully commanders will be able to stand up to King Don and say “this is not safe for the trooos.” I’m sure there’s already military folks that this is an idiotic idea but are biting their tongues to save their careers.

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve been obsessively checking the weather forecasts. So far, rain and possible thunderstorms are predicted for next Saturday. I’m all set to start publicly mumbling things like: “God don’t love ugly.” whilst shaking my head in agreement. It would be a real shame if the expensive parade got rained out. And it would be pretty funny if the original plans to celebrate the Army were held as scheduled— before the deluge.

American soldiers and tanks don't melt when they get wet

Well if they get struck by lightening they might.

They are heavy enough that this won't be an issue.

Anonymous wrote:Will Bowser remove all those bike lane barriers for Trump’s birthday parade

Why would the Mayor do that? If Trump is planning a parade, wouldn’t Trump’s planners handle details like that?

Imagine for a moment if a Democrat were doing this.

Anonymous wrote:Will Bowser remove all those bike lane barriers for Trump’s birthday parade

This is a dictatorship move and you are worried about bike lanes.

Trump isn’t doing this gif any other reason but to love the army to his palace they aren’t leaving after the 14th

Will Bowser remove all those bike lane barriers for Trump’s birthday parade

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve been obsessively checking the weather forecasts. So far, rain and possible thunderstorms are predicted for next Saturday. I’m all set to start publicly mumbling things like: “God don’t love ugly.” whilst shaking my head in agreement. It would be a real shame if the expensive parade got rained out. And it would be pretty funny if the original plans to celebrate the Army were held as scheduled— before the deluge.

American soldiers and tanks don't melt when they get wet

But what happens to trumps makeup and hair?

That's the important thing for Trump.

Have they even started constructing a presidential viewing stand? It takes months to build the one for the inauguration.

Lets hope it falls down and they all go down

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Anonymous wrote:Is the parade expected to damage Memorial Bridge? Roosevelt is under construction and traffic will be awful if two bridges are not at max capacity, especially with RTO.

That’s what I’ve been worried about since I saw the planned parade route. I don’t know if the tanks (not sure of the different names of the heavy armored vehicles) will be crossing the bridge — or if they will join the parade from the DC side?

I imagine the planners have considered this.

The planners have considered and acknowledged some streets will need to be repaired post-parade. I haven’t seen info about how long those repairs will take or which streets will be involved but I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Oh bs trumps administration isn’t paying to repair anything

They are moving the tanks in to take over DC

Wake up

Anonymous wrote:There are mini protests happening all around the region—Gaithersburg, silver spring, Reston, falls church, bethesda. I may go to one of those. (Although it’s crappy because it’s also the same day as a lot of communities Juneteenth celebration—I wonder if the Trump folks even realized that.)
https://www.nokings.org/

I think they realize that. I hope I’m being paranoid, but a day that involves lots of MAGAs, military forces assembled at the whims of the Commander in Chief, lots of African Americans and allies— all celebrating different types of freedoms in close proximity to each other — feels like a set-up by an administration eager to impose martial law. I truly hope I’m wrong, but I can’t not see it this way.

I may go to one of the smaller gatherings, and will probably celebrate Juneteenth on the actual day — instead of going to the NMAAHC program’s scheduled for Saturday.

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Anonymous wrote:Is the parade expected to damage Memorial Bridge? Roosevelt is under construction and traffic will be awful if two bridges are not at max capacity, especially with RTO.

That’s what I’ve been worried about since I saw the planned parade route. I don’t know if the tanks (not sure of the different names of the heavy armored vehicles) will be crossing the bridge — or if they will join the parade from the DC side?

I imagine the planners have considered this.

The planners have considered and acknowledged some streets will need to be repaired post-parade. I haven’t seen info about how long those repairs will take or which streets will be involved but I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’ve been obsessively checking the weather forecasts. So far, rain and possible thunderstorms are predicted for next Saturday. I’m all set to start publicly mumbling things like: “God don’t love ugly.” whilst shaking my head in agreement. It would be a real shame if the expensive parade got rained out. And it would be pretty funny if the original plans to celebrate the Army were held as scheduled— before the deluge.

American soldiers and tanks don't melt when they get wet

But what happens to trumps makeup and hair?

That's the important thing for Trump.

Have they even started constructing a presidential viewing stand? It takes months to build the one for the inauguration.