Anonymous
05/01/2023 20:02
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:How about:
"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"
That'll get him thinking....
That will lunch detenetion
I already told my DC that if they ever are going to get penalized for standing up to a bully they should ask to call me. No way will the school be allowed to punish my child for self-protection.
Well yes, they can punish your child for self protection, even if mom throws a tantrum. You need to stop telling your child you won't allow them to get in trouble (because you will never have that power), and start telling them they won't be in trouble with YOU.
I just think if you're going to teach them it's ok to misbehave, it's only fair to prepare them for the consequences.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 19:38
Subject: Re:comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I feel like this entire thread should be shut down.
Why? This is real life. It’s what kids really face at school. I’m a teacher, btw. And parent.
Really? Supposed parents coming up with their own response bullying, including comments on suicide and sexually explicit “comebacks”? This is so gross.
Start subbing at your local public middle school. This is about survival. Yes, it’s all gross. You have no idea what some of these kids are dealing with.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 19:33
Subject: Re:comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I feel like this entire thread should be shut down.
Why? This is real life. It’s what kids really face at school. I’m a teacher, btw. And parent.
Really? Supposed parents coming up with their own response bullying, including comments on suicide and sexually explicit “comebacks”? This is so gross.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 13:07
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:"why do you care so much about my body?"
I would go this route in a "why are checking out my body so much" kind of way. This would shut my DS12 up.
"Cause its so f%ckin gross we can't look away"
Any comeback that doesnt automatically shut the bully up / leave them with no response possible is a failure.
That's what it its needs to be personal and vicious.
"Why are you looking at my body" is neither personal nor vicious. It's actually pretty lame
Anonymous
05/01/2023 13:01
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:"why do you care so much about my body?"
I would go this route in a "why are checking out my body so much" kind of way. This would shut my DS12 up.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 12:58
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Your mama didn't think I was slow last night.
This is the best one so far. The other ones are obvious mom comebacks. This isn’t bullying, btw, like some other person said. It’s a sensitive being surrounded by feral kids that have no parenting. Your kid is kind and polite. Teach him to table that in certain situations to exploit other people’s weakness. If someone is trying to tear your kid down, teach him all bets are off. Anything is game…if the other kid stutters, gets bad grades, wears crappy shoes, etc.
It's not bad, but tbh, it doesnt go far enough. OP's kid needs to nuke the bully. Eliminate any possibilities of a comeback.
Which is why the PPs that suggested really personal vicious attacks are correct. Need to go after deadbeat dat, or fat mom, or special-ed sibling, or I did like the PP that said
"Your mom aborted the wrong baby" and just let that sit there and sink.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 12:57
Subject: Re:comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:I feel like this entire thread should be shut down.
Why? This is real life. It’s what kids really face at school. I’m a teacher, btw. And parent.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 12:56
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:How about:
"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"
That'll get him thinking....
That will lunch detenetion
So what? A little lunch detention, or conversation with the principal is a small price to pay.
And also, it probably won't get lunch detention. The only way it does is if a teacher hears the comment (which would presumably mean they heard the bullying which lead to the comment), OOOORRRRRR the bully tattles, which is an even better outcome
+1000
Anonymous
05/01/2023 12:55
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Your mama didn't think I was slow last night.
This is the best one so far. The other ones are obvious mom comebacks. This isn’t bullying, btw, like some other person said. It’s a sensitive being surrounded by feral kids that have no parenting. Your kid is kind and polite. Teach him to table that in certain situations to exploit other people’s weakness. If someone is trying to tear your kid down, teach him all bets are off. Anything is game…if the other kid stutters, gets bad grades, wears crappy shoes, etc.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 11:39
Subject: Re:comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:"Oh you are a bully. Kids who bully others are often abused at home by their parents. I feel sorry for you."
"Maybe, I need to tell my mom about your bullying and she can talk to your mom? Will you get into trouble and stop being mean/nasty/homophobic/racist/InCel?'
These are terrible! Not these.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 11:20
Subject: Re:comebacks for mean MS kids?
I’m the PP. I don’t care if it’s just lunch detention. If the school can’t shut down the bullies, those who protect themselves shouldn’t be punished.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 10:50
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:How about:
"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"
That'll get him thinking....
That will lunch detenetion
I already told my DC that if they ever are going to get penalized for standing up to a bully they should ask to call me. No way will the school be allowed to punish my child for self-protection.
Also, its lunch detention. It's really not that big of a deal.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 10:25
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:How about:
"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"
That'll get him thinking....
That will lunch detenetion
I already told my DC that if they ever are going to get penalized for standing up to a bully they should ask to call me. No way will the school be allowed to punish my child for self-protection.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 10:21
Subject: Re:comebacks for mean MS kids?
I feel like this entire thread should be shut down.
Anonymous
05/01/2023 08:36
Subject: comebacks for mean MS kids?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:How about:
"F^ck off Dude. Your mom clearly aborted the wrong baby"
That'll get him thinking....
That will lunch detenetion
So what? A little lunch detention, or conversation with the principal is a small price to pay.
And also, it probably won't get lunch detention. The only way it does is if a teacher hears the comment (which would presumably mean they heard the bullying which lead to the comment), OOOORRRRRR the bully tattles, which is an even better outcome
That won't stop bullying. Pick the smallest bully and jump them. Keep swinging until you're pulled apart