Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 22:31     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Elijah
Faye


Okay I will take on these two names.

Elijah was from your first love who you never married despite the fact that he was in a Christian rock band that performed at all the mega-churches in southwest Texas and Louisiana. You worked at Sonic for 30 hours a week and rose to the rank of manager but wouldn't take the job because you thought it was a poor reflection on your communications degree from SMU. To supplement your income your lover talked you into pole dancing at a bar where the roustabouts from the oil fields hung out. You did so well there with tips because of your special "mid-air arabesque" that you could quit your job at Sonic and still work only 30 hours a week, albeit nights. At any rate you got home at 4 one morning and your lover got home a few minutes later. You were both exhausted and didn't bother with a condom. Eight and a half months later, Elijah was born, and you named him after the lead guitarist in the rock band who your lover really, really dug.

Three months later your lover dumped you, and your mother talked you into moving back to Destin where she and your dad retired. You got a job at the Air Force base writing press releases and met a young captain who thought you were cool. You got married and he got promoted and now is at the Pentagon working for the Air Force Chief of Staff. You had Faye about two years ago and in reparation to your mom for saving you from your lover and southwest Texas, named the child after her mother, Faye.

You now live in Burke and have a nice business as a professional organizer and your husband was just promoted to a colonel. Congratulations.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:52     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Samuel (Sam)
Ruth (Ruthie)
Hannah


Jewish, probably conservative. Live in Silver Spring or Rockville. Late 40s. You volunteer at the temple, DH is a scientist.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:48     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Sofia
Elizabeth


Oddly enough, these names sound like the names that were too unwieldly to fit in Madonna's Vogue song....Sofia Loren, Elizabeth Taylor.

Ladies
With an attitude
Fellows
That were in the mood
Don't just stand there
Let's get to it
Strike a pose
There's nothing to it
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:47     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Oscar
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:45     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Samuel (Sam)
Ruth (Ruthie)
Hannah
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:43     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Philippe
Camille
Charles


Regal royalty names! No commoner rube names like Kate, Diana and shudder Fergie (sharing the same moniker as the head singer of the Black Eyed Peas would be unbearable) for your offspring. You wear Ralph Lauren Blue label and only use proper full sized umbrellas with wooden handles.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:38     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:Philippe
Camille
Charles


Rich?
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:36     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Sofia
Elizabeth
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 21:36     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Zander
Kate
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 20:15     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Philippe
Camille
Charles
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 19:58     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Zackary
Ryan
Samuel
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 19:23     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ours:

Madelaine Mumina
Jack Jehangir



You met your DH while both doing PhD work on the Gunpowder Empires (you studied the Mughals, he wrote on the Safavids). After obtaining your degrees, you moved to DC where you got a job working at the Sackler. Your DH is still looking for a teaching position, but thus far has only been able to find occasional work as an adjunct. You live in Arlington, and teach belly dancing at Saffron to help make ends meet. Madelaine enjoys swimming while Jack is involved in soccer.


haha. Very interesting! My husband did indeed study middle eastern studies in graduate school!
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:43     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Danielle
Celine
Jana


You live in NoVa. Just outside the beltway. Your dream is to vacation in France at least every other year but you can't quite afford it. Your daughters are in their teens & 20s.


Hate to say it but totally off!
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:43     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Nate
Danny
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:37     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Paul
Daniel