Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:36     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Sarah
Liam


You live in Capitol Hill and you pride yourself on being classic and timeless. You don't want to be a sell out and move to the suburbs, but you are jealous of your friends who have more land. You're hoping the kids get into a good charter because private school tuition isn't really in the cards. You do something in the public interest field, and your husband is in academia.


Careers are slightly off, but everything else is on point.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:20     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Zachary
Nathaniel
Miranda
Gwendolyn


You drive an Audi.


While not an Audi the sentiment is accurate!
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:11     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Alessandra and Nicolas


You are Greek. And probably quite wealthy.


Italian and poor!
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:10     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Sean
Ethan
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:09     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Danielle
Celine
Jana


You live in NoVa. Just outside the beltway. Your dream is to vacation in France at least every other year but you can't quite afford it. Your daughters are in their teens & 20s.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 17:05     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Avery (5 yr old girl)
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:49     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Parker
Jackson
Ainsleigh


Newly upper middle class. From Virginia. Want to be seen as wealthier than you are. Probably eagerly would love to be a member of one of the top three clubs, ideally Chevy, but that's a long way away. Possibly a member of one of the cheaper, lower tier clubs. Socially aware and raising your children to be the same.


Ha, kind of. This is I feel true in spirit but maybe a little less in reality...
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:49     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Nathaniel (Nate)
Julia
Thaddeus (Theo)
Mary Claire


You are Old Money & highly educated. You worked at a nonprofit & are now a SAHM & do a lot of volunteer work.Your DH is a doctor or a lawyer. You live in a renovated $2.5 million home in Glover Park & drive a volvo station wagon.




The bolded part is spot on! And the rest isn't too far from the truth!
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:44     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Danielle
Celine
Jana
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:34     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Oliver
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:33     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Charlotte
Mary


Since high school, you aspired to be Charlotte on Sex and the City. You like nice clothes and nice furniture and you think pearls are the quintessential accessory. You drive an Audi SUV. You are really, really unhappy that Will and Kate named their daughter Charlotte, because you would hate for tons of common, non-refined people to start using the name just because the royals did.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:32     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Parker
Jackson
Ainsleigh


Newly upper middle class. From Virginia. Want to be seen as wealthier than you are. Probably eagerly would love to be a member of one of the top three clubs, ideally Chevy, but that's a long way away. Possibly a member of one of the cheaper, lower tier clubs. Socially aware and raising your children to be the same.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:31     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Eric?
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:30     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Josh, Jana, John David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger (I know, what were we thinking?), Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn, Josie, & Jubile


That you ara a religious wackadoo.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:30     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Is it the same person writing the predictions? If so you're hilarious.


There are at least a few of us. I have done some but I am not doing them all.