Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:29     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Sean and Matthew
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:27     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Is it the same person writing the predictions? If so you're hilarious.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:26     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Danielle
Celine
Jana
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:26     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Makayla


You come from the South, maybe lower income. Your husband is an avid sports watcher and you entertain this hobby by providing snacks for him every Sunday so he can watch in his lazy boy.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:26     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Parker
Jackson
Ainsleigh
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:24     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DD: Emma

DS: Alex


Your kids are in middle school and high school. You're beginning the college search process and wondering how you will handle letting your baby go off into the world. At the same time, you're looking forward to having more time and independence. You haven't decided what hobby to take up yet, but you definitely want a hobby. Maybe something crafty. You've heard about people who have start successful Etsy businesses and you are considering learning how to crochet.

The first half is spot on. Not so much the bit about hobbies and crafts.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:19     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Come on people, these are more fun if you come back and tell us whether we were close!
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:19     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Georgia (Gigi)
Margaret
Caroline
Collier


You are highly educated, attended private school & have a trust fund.You are either from the South or New England -- definitely not the mid-West, probably not the west Coast.Collier is a family name. Your children attend (ed)/will attend NPS or Beauvoir followed by Holton/Landon or NCS/STA. You are extremely preppy & always meticulously groomed. You have never cleaned a toilet in your life. You play tennis at the club weekly.


Wow. That was dead on.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:18     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Makayla


You have spent hundreds on stretchy headbands and giant bows, which Makayla sports daily. You enjoy dining at Sonic and cheer for a college football team in the SEC. You drink light beer and/or fruity wine-cooler type drinks. Your DH loves his little princess, and he'll probably cave when you want to name your second DD Paizleigh or Presleigh.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:15     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Makayla
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:14     Subject: Re:Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Zara and Elias.


You are urban planner and a crunchy doctor who live in Takoma Park. You are quirky and pride yourself on being the chic parents. You wear rimmed glasses. Your kids will need glasses. Zara will demand contacts at 8.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:13     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Charlotte
Mary
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:12     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:DD: Emma

DS: Alex


Your kids are in middle school and high school. You're beginning the college search process and wondering how you will handle letting your baby go off into the world. At the same time, you're looking forward to having more time and independence. You haven't decided what hobby to take up yet, but you definitely want a hobby. Maybe something crafty. You've heard about people who have start successful Etsy businesses and you are considering learning how to crochet.
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:12     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Sophia
Nathaniel
Anonymous
Post 06/16/2015 16:10     Subject: Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
Anonymous wrote:Sarah
Liam


You live in Capitol Hill and you pride yourself on being classic and timeless. You don't want to be a sell out and move to the suburbs, but you are jealous of your friends who have more land. You're hoping the kids get into a good charter because private school tuition isn't really in the cards. You do something in the public interest field, and your husband is in academia.