Anonymous
Post 06/24/2021 01:35     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?


I'm sure you've heard good advice such as:
"Be open and honest."
"Be yourself."
"Put yourself out there."
So just to be crystal clear about how to act on all that good advice, you should go up to random people and say, " Hi there, I'm an introvert and I really want to be your friend. So, go ahead and do what friends do. And make it quick. Because I need lots of friends. So let's just get on with it."


+2 but blast maroon 5 on your cell and whisper “say say say hey hey now baby” + moonwalk around them while you wait for their response
If you can’t moonwalk, robot 🤖



Anonymous
Post 06/24/2021 01:30     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:My DH is avg down there. How can I get him to understand that once a month I need to sleep with my ex BF who is well endowed?


Peg him then let your ex bf peg him. Let Pegasus watch.
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2021 01:29     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:Should I rent or buy a home?


Neither. Save money and crash on couches or just walk the earth. Shower at the bath house on canal street in Georgetown.
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2021 01:27     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I need a new career after being a SAHM a long time. What job should I get?


I forgot to add: I need to make 200K with a flexible WFH schedule.


Definitely Mary Kay.
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2021 00:29     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:I spend too much time on DCUM reading threads like this. Although I must say this is my favorite thread in a long time. But how do I break free?


Listen to Queen

https://youtu.be/W5ES6jJ7zOA
Anonymous
Post 06/24/2021 00:21     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
I spend too much time on DCUM reading threads like this. Although I must say this is my favorite thread in a long time. But how do I break free?
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:52     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.


accuse him of cheating and open the marriage
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:41     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.


Panic. Collect all the spare change and gift cards lying around. Clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Be your own lawyer. Then fantasize about becoming a cougar.
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:35     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?


Stare at people in the park


perched in a tree with binoculars
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:35     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.


See the advice up-thread about how to make new friends.
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:29     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:What's the best way for an introvert to make friends?


Stare at people in the park
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:15     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.


take a nap
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:12     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.


Give him the divorce and sleep with his friend
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:09     Subject: Click here for Bad Advice
I haven’t slept with my husband in 12 years bc I am too tired. He just told me that he wants to get a divorce. I’m shocked and devastated. What should I do.
Anonymous
Post 06/23/2021 23:05     Subject: Re:Click here for Bad Advice
Anonymous wrote:I want to make time for my friends but have no energy for it right now. What should I say to them?


"You matter to me, but I just can't be bothered."