If you don’t need to start a college fund for it or lie awake at night worrying about their future or whether you damaged their psyche when you screamed “Put that back in the toilet!” it’s not a kid and you are not a mom.

DP. I don’t really care if dog moms want to co-opt Mother’s Day. What bothers me is if they take it one step further and try to argue that celebrating Mother’s Day is bad and exclusionary.