Anonymous wrote:The personal trainer who has no shame in gloating that he sleeps with his married clientele

I love this guy and want to hear more!

Anonymous wrote:Guys this thread had me cackling with glee. There’s some good eggs on Dcum.

On a side note I was in the starving at my in-laws thread last Christmas, we should do another thread about that this year too! Not sure what gross stuff I’ll be forced to eat this time!

You have my full permission to send yourself a massive Harry & David box and a Honeybaked ham, and claim that you won them as door prizes at your office holiday party or PTA fundraising raffle. "They had to be delivered on Dec. 23, so I just had them sent here for everyone to enjoy!"



You guys, in all serious, keep me somewhat sane on holidays. I need DCUM to feel normal, whether hiding from my own family or my ILs.

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Anonymous wrote:My favorite human ever to post here is the one who brought her own pear, tiny glass, and Frangelico to Thanksgiving dinner. She nibbled on the pear and sipped her Frangelico while everyone else pigged out despicably.

Haha! Hero! I’m going to search for this.

Here you go:
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/767115.page

Thanks for the link. I looked at this and it seemed she was going to bring it for everyone. And she inspired people to have a pear/ gouda and frangelico relish tray / digestif at their thanksgiving, so awesome in my book.

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Anonymous wrote:People who populate their posts with emojis deserve to be shot out of a cannon into the Potomac.

Or the really dirty Anacostia

Well, emojis are here to be used, mostly for fun and probably to annoy Millennials who react to them like devil to a holy water. If the DCUM Deity, Omnipotent, Almighty, Ever-forgiving, and All-seeing Creator Jeff (we bow to you ) would not be okay with them, then it is only natural to expect that the very Jeff would remove the option to Kingdom come.

Guys this thread had me cackling with glee. There’s some good eggs on Dcum.

On a side note I was in the starving at my in-laws thread last Christmas, we should do another thread about that this year too! Not sure what gross stuff I’ll be forced to eat this time!

Anonymous wrote:The Pr person for the Whittle school

Am I the only one who thinks that kids who attend that school will have a speech impediment?

Anonymous wrote:People who populate their posts with emojis deserve to be shot out of a cannon into the Potomac.

Or the really dirty Anacostia

Anonymous wrote:Paleocon. I wonder whatever happened to him.

I miss him, too! He posted once as himself within the past 6-8 months or so. He said he is doing well and happy. He also said he lurks a bit but doesn't post. His post was brief but it sounded like he was in a much better place mentally and scholastically then perhaps he was while he was in high school. Someone else can chime in if I misrepresented his post!

The woman who wanted to take her 18 month old to an 11pm searing on NYE to Ruth Chris.

Paleocon. I wonder whatever happened to him.

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Anonymous wrote:People who automatically label someone as a troll if they have a different viewpoint.

Also:

“You are not very smart.”
“Are you on the spectrum?”
“You need therapy!”

Yes. At this point the common DCUM phrase "seek help" just means "I know I've lost the argument."

Anonymous wrote:People who automatically label someone as a troll if they have a different viewpoint.

Also:

“You are not very smart.”
“Are you on the spectrum?”
“You need therapy!”

"cool story bro"

So. Much. This.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone who starts a post with Um.

Um, you know these posters end everything with "right," right? Tell me you know that.

God yes. You do know....right? I want to slam their hands in doors and take away their typing privileges.

So snarky, smug, and unorginal.


I am ready for the your butt looks like long johns poster in high waisted pants person to disappear as well. She mentions the same thing in every high-waisted fashion thread.

It bothers me too because High waisted pants actually make most butts look great. That's one of the reasons they are popular. I don't wear them but I have noticed plenty of great butts of many different body types in high waisted pants