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Anonymous wrote:I think Alex would be a good match because he and JoJo are the same size. They always pick these tall guys who don't physically match with the women and that isn't the way it works out IRL. His pants look weird though because they always crumple at the bottom where more legs should be.

I can't stop laughing.

Anonymous wrote:I was dying laughing with poor Derek crying in the departing interview, set to "Don't Cry for me Argentina."

Some producer was LOVING being able to splice that together.

Anonymous wrote:I think Alex would be a good match because he and JoJo are the same size. They always pick these tall guys who don't physically match with the women and that isn't the way it works out IRL. His pants look weird though because they always crumple at the bottom where more legs should be.

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Anonymous wrote:Robbie reminds me of the SNL Wil Forte character, the Falconer. Looks just like. Don't think he's gay, but he definitely short-circuits the ol' gaydar for unknown reasons... an extra node somewhere...

I agree about the boxing guy... don't remember seeing him, then there he was with his sad, poetic, boxing gym-owning deep voiced exit...

there were a few guys in last weeks episode I didn't even remember... not a lot of screen time.

Speaking of Wil Forte, anyone remember his part on HIMYM, where he got a nose bleed whenever he got an erection? That's what I unfortunately thought of whenever evan's nose started bleeding.

Wells for Bachelor.

No but holy crap that's hilarious. I had to google HIMYM- never watched that show. Will have to look for that one.

Evan's nose bleeds.... did anyone else think 'coke'? Because he acted uber casual but nervous about it. Bleed or don't bleed, but don't act like a) you aren't bleeding or b)like you have a dirty secret you are brushing under the carpet. Combined with the floppy hair he just reminded me of Will Ferrell/Chris Kattan/Night at the Roxbury.

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Anonymous wrote:Robbie reminds me of the SNL Wil Forte character, the Falconer. Looks just like. Don't think he's gay, but he definitely short-circuits the ol' gaydar for unknown reasons... an extra node somewhere...

I agree about the boxing guy... don't remember seeing him, then there he was with his sad, poetic, boxing gym-owning deep voiced exit...

there were a few guys in last weeks episode I didn't even remember... not a lot of screen time.

Speaking of Wil Forte, anyone remember his part on HIMYM, where he got a nose bleed whenever he got an erection? That's what I unfortunately thought of whenever evan's nose started bleeding.

Wells for Bachelor.

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Anonymous wrote:Jordan's reaction to the ex thing was textbook deception.

lack of eye contact, twiddling fingers, phrases sputtering out, not finishing thoughts, then a slight move toward playing the victim...

I don't know who the exgirlfriend was, but how did she meet jojo and when did they meet/why did they have a convo about him? Were the bachelors names already public at that point so she warned her? It just sounds like a weird conversation to have.

I'm surprised alex stayed. I was sure he'd go after Chad... he would be hot if he were a foot taller... but he's so small he looks like Kevin Hart...childsized but muscular like a wrestling midget.

That's pretty funny and true. He would be hot if he weren't so pepped up all the time. He doesn't need to be taller, short guys are extremely sexy.

My husband is 5'6, so I want to be offended by the short jokes, but there is something about Alex that I find physically off putting. He does look like a giant baby (or maybe it's that baby bjorn photo Chad posted that's making me say that). It doesn't help that he's always pouting about something.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jordan's reaction to the ex thing was textbook deception.

lack of eye contact, twiddling fingers, phrases sputtering out, not finishing thoughts, then a slight move toward playing the victim...

I don't know who the exgirlfriend was, but how did she meet jojo and when did they meet/why did they have a convo about him? Were the bachelors names already public at that point so she warned her? It just sounds like a weird conversation to have.

I'm surprised alex stayed. I was sure he'd go after Chad... he would be hot if he were a foot taller... but he's so small he looks like Kevin Hart...childsized but muscular like a wrestling midget.

That's pretty funny and true. He would be hot if he weren't so pepped up all the time. He doesn't need to be taller, short guys are extremely sexy.

My husband is 5'6, so I want to be offended by the short jokes, but there is something about Alex that I find physically off putting. He does look like a giant baby (or maybe it's that baby bjorn photo Chad posted that's making me say that). It doesn't help that he's always pouting about something.

It's the muscles + lack of confidence. He's just too young for JoJo. He'd be better off with someone just recently graduated from high school... someone who looks up to him (figuratively and maybe factually). JoJo is too mature for a guy like Alex... and unfortunately, too shallow for a guy like James. I don't think she is subtle enough for a guy like Luke (so very under-stated), and she doesn't even know Chase. So, who does that leave? Am I forgetting anyone other than Jordan? He's so superficial. I don't think JoJo would be happy with such an intellectual light-weight. But, he's cute... except for his girly flip that likes to wing-out to the side. Please tell me there's someone else I am not thinking of??

He called another guy a "little bitch" - which well, let's face it, does not reflect well on his own masculinity.