Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 18:02     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:I would tell my DH that if I'm the only one initiating sex it will stop pretty soon. I've been the one initiating sex for almost 20 years and I'm done. Problem is I love sex too much to give it up, *empty threat, sigh*


Nobody's explained to him that women like to be persued at least some of the time?
It makes you feel wanted.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 17:18     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:I would tell my DH that if I'm the only one initiating sex it will stop pretty soon. I've been the one initiating sex for almost 20 years and I'm done. Problem is I love sex too much to give it up, *empty threat, sigh*


In the same boat, but married 11 years. Do you wish you had left when you were in my place (earlier in the marriage)? Do you think you'll find an AP?
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 17:18     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:Honey, I've always fantasized about sleeping with your sister. Do you mind if I call you Wendy the next time we do it?



OP, are you the husband or the wife?
Maybe someone already asked this.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 17:17     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:That his hands permanently smell like ball stench because he has his hands down his pants all the time. That's why (mostly) I have no desire to have sex with him. Also, his breath is starting to smell like old man's breath and he's only 39. I've told him about the ball stench. He thinks it's funny. It's not.


Doesn't he wash his balls? More importantly, why are you smelling his hands?


I'm not smelling them on purpose. The smell wafts. And sometimes he'll put his hand on my shoulder and it smells awful. He showers every day. No idea why it smells so bad.


Grossest thing I've ever heard on this board. so sorry.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 16:37     Subject: What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Wafting ball stench is the worst kind of ball stench.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 16:33     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:That his hands permanently smell like ball stench because he has his hands down his pants all the time. That's why (mostly) I have no desire to have sex with him. Also, his breath is starting to smell like old man's breath and he's only 39. I've told him about the ball stench. He thinks it's funny. It's not.


Doesn't he wash his balls? More importantly, why are you smelling his hands?


I'm not smelling them on purpose. The smell wafts. And sometimes he'll put his hand on my shoulder and it smells awful. He showers every day. No idea why it smells so bad.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 16:31     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:That his hands permanently smell like ball stench because he has his hands down his pants all the time. That's why (mostly) I have no desire to have sex with him. Also, his breath is starting to smell like old man's breath and he's only 39. I've told him about the ball stench. He thinks it's funny. It's not.


Doesn't he wash his balls? More importantly, why are you smelling his hands?
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 16:31     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:That his hands permanently smell like ball stench because he has his hands down his pants all the time. That's why (mostly) I have no desire to have sex with him. Also, his breath is starting to smell like old man's breath and he's only 39. I've told him about the ball stench. He thinks it's funny. It's not.


Whoa! I have my hands down my pants all the time. I had no idea there was such a thing as carryover ball stench. Sometimes there is real value on this board.

Thanks.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 16:27     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
That his hands permanently smell like ball stench because he has his hands down his pants all the time. That's why (mostly) I have no desire to have sex with him. Also, his breath is starting to smell like old man's breath and he's only 39. I've told him about the ball stench. He thinks it's funny. It's not.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 16:02     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:I would tell my DH that if I'm the only one initiating sex it will stop pretty soon. I've been the one initiating sex for almost 20 years and I'm done. Problem is I love sex too much to give it up, *empty threat, sigh*


I wish you were my wife!
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 15:32     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
That I might be bisexual...
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 15:19     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
I would tell my DH that if I'm the only one initiating sex it will stop pretty soon. I've been the one initiating sex for almost 20 years and I'm done. Problem is I love sex too much to give it up, *empty threat, sigh*
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 15:10     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:Same as previous posters - he is terrible in bed and I haven't had an orgasm (with him) in at least 20 years.
+1000000
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 15:06     Subject: What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:That when he whines and plays the victim for some really really absurd reason I wouldn't tolerate even for a child, I want to yell at him "MAN UP For Christ sake you are a unappealing pussy".

But I don't, because I love him, don't yell or say nasty words as a principle, and I know his ego cannot handle the idea that he acts "like a pussy"... But damn does it feel tempting...


Are you living with my husband? Is it possible he has two houses and two families?


DH here. This a great thread (really). I am inspired to lose some weight and be a bit more forceful (manly?) with my wife, for her own benefit. I haven't exactly been a push over, and I don't whine, but its clear that -- for physical attraction, at least -- women are looking more for Christian Grey than for Steve Martin.


Depends. From what I've seen here and elsewhere on DCUM, it seems many women don't care which one as long it's not her DH. Familiarity often breeds contempt.
Anonymous
Post 01/15/2016 14:58     Subject: Re:What would you really like to tell your spouse or partner but can't or won't?
^ argh ignore. iPhone paste messed up