I hate it when I'm trying to get Really Important Work done in a coffee shop and a bobcat interrupts me. Surely the four bucks I paid for a latte should entitle me to complete privacy. I know I'm gorgeous, and I have a hard time being direct, but bobcats should know I'm not looking for feline companionship. Sheesh, I'd go to a wildlife rescue center if I wanted to pick up a bobcat.

I don't like the kennel my son picked out for his bobcat. He always used to defer to me in all matters relating to animal management. I blame his wife for telling him I am not the alpha cat.

They won't even accept my loan for kennel upgrades.

I'm so upset I feel like going to church. But not a Jesus church because he might or might not have been real depending on whether you believe the Shroud of Turin was an early baby sling used by Mary, the first attachment parent.

I meant my husband never gets that excited with me.

I've been having an emotional affair with a bobcat. He just sits there and listens to me for as long as I want to talk, unlike my husband who puts on the TV or looks at his phone. Sometimes my bobcat man even salivates when he is looking at me! My husband gets that excited when he's with me.

Why do bobcats cheat? Is it because there is some massive void in their mating lives, or is it just that they are in heat?

Pumpkin shitcake!

You know, wealthy bobcats tend to have smaller breasts. This makes sense because with 8 boobs, who but a low class cat would want big things hanging down there?

There is no God. Just had to get than in, now you can go back to talking about bobcats.

Anonymous wrote:Are higher class bobcats thinner?

No, but the top 1% of male bobcats prefer skinny mates

Are higher class bobcats thinner?

Only if the flatulant husband paid for the Bobcats dinner. In that case the bobcat is obligated to sleep with him by the third dinner. If the bobcat does sleep with him than she is a whore/prostitute and if not, a tease. If the bobcat does not want to be a whore or tease, she should pay for her own dinner.

OMG, if only my husband looked at me the way Brad looks at bobcats.

Anonymous wrote:If Brad Pitt was looking at a bobcat, would he still be sexy?

(either Brad or the bobcat, you decide...)

If Brad Pitt was looking at a bobcat, would he still be sexy?

(either Brad or the bobcat, you decide...)

I'd Hit That Thursday Bobcat. He's soo fine.

If your neighborly bobcat had backyard chickens, would you care?