1) my parents (who are divorced) will cause all kinds of chaos in our lives as we get older, causing us financial and emotional stress xs 2 and it will cause major strains in our marriage.
2). We will spend almost all our vacations visiting my family in my hometown and it will suck for you
3). Having a child will make you the project manager of everything for some reason
4). When you get PPD, I won't know what to do so I do nothing
5). 5 years later, when you get really hurt in a freak accident I will rush you to the hospital, stay by your side, cancel everything at work, wait in the WR for your emergency operation and take care of you, surprising pretty much everyone with how much you do care
6). I will continue to give weird presents, but have learned to save the receipts.