But it's a charter school! It must be better than DCPS!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hallo,

Ich am Svalbard; not from your kountry. Would have 3 children, alls different ajes, coming soon your Washington, DC.

What is slice bread do with highly regarded charter school?

Also, why so much diskution of the PP?

Welcome, Svalbard! First, you must learn that on DCUM, PP is not a bodily fluid. It means "Previous Poster." Hope that's clear now.

Sorry, is not understanding. PP is yallo, not clear, jes?

No anti-Asian jabs, please. They are known to do very well on the DC-CAS

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hallo,

Ich am Svalbard; not from your kountry. Would have 3 children, alls different ajes, coming soon your Washington, DC.

What is slice bread do with highly regarded charter school?

Also, why so much diskution of the PP?

Welcome, Svalbard! First, you must learn that on DCUM, PP is not a bodily fluid. It means "Previous Poster." Hope that's clear now.

Sorry, is not understanding. PP is yallo, not clear, jes?

Anonymous wrote:and the aftercare!! I want it to be free, open until 7 or 9 depending on whether I want to do happy hour, and i want it to be of higher quality than the educational program!!

+1. Open til 9 on Thursdays and Fridays. And all the teachers in aftercare should have at least a master's degree.

and the aftercare!! I want it to be free, open until 7 or 9 depending on whether I want to do happy hour, and i want it to be of higher quality than the educational program!!

Anonymous wrote:Hallo,

Ich am Svalbard; not from your kountry. Would have 3 children, alls different ajes, coming soon your Washington, DC.

What is slice bread do with highly regarded charter school?

Also, why so much diskution of the PP?

Welcome, Svalbard! First, you must learn that on DCUM, PP is not a bodily fluid. It means "Previous Poster." Hope that's clear now. Most people figure that out on their own, but your tortured spelling and grammar are a clue as to why you don't have one.

I don't suppose you'll get that, either, but as I said originally "Welcome" and get used to the culture here.

As for "sliced bread" - it's too hard to explain to people from third-world countries. Are your children FARMS?

Anonymous wrote:Dear Spouse and I are moving to DC. Can't tell you where from. Or our housing budget, race, ethnicity, child/ren age, planetary origin or whether our future employer is an agency that starts with N and ends with A.

Where should we live?

There are many families just like yours in the burgeoning, hot new area in DC known as "East of the River." You'll feel right at home there.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please call 911. DCUM will check on school closures, facility openings and perform residency checks for you, but we will NOT call 911 for you.

But you snarky wenches still won't check on my kids for me! This is Day 2, they're gone again (so is the chauffer), and at this point I don't even remember if they actually attend HRCS. So can someone please post attendance today for each DC charter school, by student name, so I can figure out where my kids are enrolled and if they showed up?

I know for a fact that you don't even have kids. Why is an unmarried, childless, middle aged MAN who does not live in DC even post here making up shit about their imaginary kids! Take your meds!

[creepy troll man slinks away in silent horror that he's been busted, but relieved that they didn't bust him for being a Fairfax resident as well]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Please call 911. DCUM will check on school closures, facility openings and perform residency checks for you, but we will NOT call 911 for you.

But you snarky wenches still won't check on my kids for me! This is Day 2, they're gone again (so is the chauffer), and at this point I don't even remember if they actually attend HRCS. So can someone please post attendance today for each DC charter school, by student name, so I can figure out where my kids are enrolled and if they showed up?

I know for a fact that you don't even have kids. Why is an unmarried, childless, middle aged MAN who does not live in DC even post here making up shit about their imaginary kids! Take your meds!

Anonymous wrote:Please call 911. DCUM will check on school closures, facility openings and perform residency checks for you, but we will NOT call 911 for you.

But you snarky wenches still won't check on my kids for me! This is Day 2, they're gone again (so is the chauffer), and at this point I don't even remember if they actually attend HRCS. So can someone please post attendance today for each DC charter school, by student name, so I can figure out where my kids are enrolled and if they showed up?

Anonymous wrote:I personally saw the HRCS principal one time and she was not nice to me. She's not nice!!!! I will not apply to this school. In fact, it should be shut down just because I don't like it.

I'm not a parent at HRCS, but this sounds like our Principal - do you mean she is TWO-TIMING US??? We are so gonna have the residency cheat police follow her instead of the cheaters to see if she's cheating on us with another school!

I am pregnant with DC #1 (too early to know the gender). What can I do now to be guaranteed admission for my child in 3 years? To whom do I write the check? Also, I am certain that my child will have advanced abilities, as both DH and I have Ph.D.s from Harvard. How can HRCS guarantee that it will be able to meet my child's extraordinary academic abilities?

I personally saw the HRCS principal one time and she was not nice to me. She's not nice!!!! I will not apply to this school. In fact, it should be shut down just because I don't like it.

Please call 911. DCUM will check on school closures, facility openings and perform residency checks for you, but we will NOT call 911 for you.

Anonymous wrote:have we confirmed that HRCS's immersion language is Klingon?

(OK, Dying now.)