I can't stop reading this.

Personally, I'm all about milfs in mom jeans wearing toe shoes. That, and only that, makes me hot. Continue, please.

My thoughts exactly. I want to be entertained! It went from the lack of Eye candy@Janney to crazy dude talking nuts. You like watcha like! Old, young, bald, milf,gilf,toe shoes& mom jeans!

So sad to see such an entertaining thread go downhill...let's hear more about the attractive parents, Secret Service and teachers at Hearst! Shall I schedule an early am "tour" this week after I do drop off at Murch?

Anonymous wrote:I think she is this chick http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/218965.page

No.

Anonymous wrote:And by 35+ you mean about 42 and very uncomfortable with your own aging face and body, right?

No-- 38, but 42 year-olds are still out of your league if you're 50.

I think she is this chick http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/218965.page

And by 35+ you mean about 42 and very uncomfortable with your own aging face and body, right?

Anonymous wrote:you're a cougar the moment you marry a guy younger than you.

The quasi-geriatric guy didn't give us another option: What about the middle-aged (35+) women married to men right around our own age? Crazy, right?

The only choices were sweet tender young things or "cougars". (He was trying to endear himself to us by using the most offensive description possible. Nice, huh?) How dare we aspire to men our own age when we're no longer sweet young things! We should just find ourselves a grandpa somewhere and be glad someone-- anyone(!) will tolerate us.

Anonymous wrote:you're a cougar the moment you marry a guy younger than you.

Any particular number of years required, I am 6 years older than DH

This thread has everything.

Anonymous wrote:George Clooney is 51, Jimmy Smits, Denzel Washington and Bruce Willis are 56, Hugh Grant and Colin Firth are 50, Viggo Mortensen And Hugh Laurie are 52, Pierce Brosnan is 58, David Duchovny is 51 (and we all know what he's addicted to). Just sayin'

I'm 35 and would *deeply* appreciate all of the above over-50 eye candy ...

BTW, he is an A-Hole!

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, maybe 00:51 is the Wilson kid. I could understand that. If it's the Deal mom, meaning your kid is at least 11, then yeah, there's a teen pregnancy or two in there somewhere.

Let's hope Hearst teaches arithmetic to your children (because you're obviously poorly equipped, at least at present in your dotage) better than it supplies "eye candy".

I really hope this guy isn't a Hearst dad. I doubt it. He has some issues. I'm not a prude but he needs to go to the "sexual relationship-explicit" forum.

Anonymous



What's up with AARP guys having elementary school aged kids? Second wives? Trophy wives? Oops babies?

My husband would have liked to have been under 50, when our son was born. But I had a string of miscarriages and didn't carry a baby to term until I was 40. Does that answer your question? Oh, by the way, you are an asshole.