My DC(dear corn) for those who ride the short bus) is having an affair with the tomatoes. I hacked into his husk last night while he was crosspolinating.

Some may say that cross polinating at an Asian corn massage parlor is not cheating but I would love to hear otehrs opinion on this issue.

Is a happy popping of his corn cheating or not?

15.O5

LOL!

PP - No more corn for her, that's for sure!

Just found a CORNDOG under teenage daughter's bed! WWYD?!

... sorry, you had that. "My corn"!

You forgot corn dogs. How about them?

I am in my 2ww. Would you eat any/all of the following corn items? Corn fritters, corndogs, cornbread, corn on the cob, cream of corn, , corn chips, polenta, corn tortillas?

Really, all people think about is themselves. Those poor fields of corn. To them, yesterday was a cornquake!

Why didn't the farmer enjoy jokes about his poops.

Because they're corny!

When is the proper time to start potty training my corn? Little corn is dropping kernels all over the house so I think he's ready to train.

Can I sleep train my corn while she it is still in its husk? Or does she need to be out of its husk?

Sleep training does NOT mean corn-it-out!

I am 40 and haven't read a magazine in fifteen years, so I'm surprised to hear about this new trend of waxing corn silks. Does anyone actually do this? And what is a Full Nebraskan?

W can't this damn corn take care of itself? It's all old, growing out of it's husks, not exercising. I don't want to keep it around forever!

This morning, heading south on 270, the guy behind me blared his corn for no reason. I was pissed off. I mean, yeah, his corn is loud and strong, but that's no reason to ruin my commute.

If your spouse holds doctoral degree in corn science, does he or she prefer to go by Dr., or go with "Corn MD" in the e-mail signature?