Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 19:02     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Lovin’ You (Minnie Ripperton)


Awful.

Also, Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band
Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 15:54     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:
Gotta say it - Glass Onion by the Beatles


Terrible.

But infinitely better than anything Yoko Ono ever created.
Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 15:13     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
^ maybe you should look up what discourse means
Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 14:59     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Wouldn’t this all depend on your generation? One person’s yacht/soft rock is another person’s cringe?. Chicago,Fogelberg,Bread,Loggins - bring me back to every HS party playing these albums on the record player.

Even Leo Thayer’s signature song


So just post which song makes you hate rage. No need to pontificate or elaborate or (most important) tell us you actually like a song here. We don't care.
Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 12:53     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Wouldn’t this all depend on your generation? One person’s yacht/soft rock is another person’s cringe?. Chicago,Fogelberg,Bread,Loggins - bring me back to every HS party playing these albums on the record player.

Even Leo Thayer’s signature song
Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 12:49     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Lovin’ You (Minnie Ripperton)
Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 12:42     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Muskrat Love
Ebony & Ivory
Anonymous
Post 08/18/2025 11:08     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Everything by Chicago and every other band in that genre.


OMG, I was just coming here to say this!!

Agree about Chicago, but their earlier stuff was quite good.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 21:15     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
Firework. By Katy Perry.
Starts with "did you ever feel like a plastic bag'? I rest my case.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 21:09     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Thank you to the PP for the MmmBop love. It is actually a great, very well crafted song.

I really hate the song "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
I think it sounds terrible and has 0 artistry


The answer was here, here in post four, yet there’s pages and pages of DCUM posters babbling about songs that they just don’t like. It’s supposed to be the worst song ever. The answer is right here.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 19:54     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Everything by Chicago and every other band in that genre.


Not this one


Yes, this one too. The opening notes are enough…thank you, next. They are just AWFUL.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 19:48     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:“Oh What A Night” or “American Pie”


What?! I love both of those songs!
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 19:48     Subject: Re:“Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Everything by Chicago and every other band in that genre.


OMG, I was just coming here to say this!!
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 19:45     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:What's going on by 4 Non Blondes is the worst song in the history of civilisation. Tubthumping by Chunbawunba sucks too.


Ha! I like both those songs. Really, I love Tubthumping.
Anonymous
Post 08/17/2025 19:43     Subject: “Worst song ever” discourse
Anonymous wrote:Curious to know everyone’s thoughts on this! Recently this Tweet (Xeet? What are they called now …) went viral where a guy dug up an old Tiny Desk clip of a “2010s stomp clap hey folk revival” song called Home, by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, and called it the worst song ever made.



Now I mean I don’t think it’s great and I wouldn’t seek out this song to listen to. It’s annoying, even the studio version is annoying, this performance is particularly annoying. I associate the song now with TV commercials and stuff. But I don’t think you can say it’s in the conversation for “worst song ever made” when we have stuff like MmmBop, James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful,” most of the songs that the American Idol winners released after they won - remember Sorry 2004 by Ruben Studdard??? What about everything that’s ever come out of Megan Trainor’s mouth? Dance Monkey??

What are your thoughts on the worst song ever made?


All of this is completely subjective. I personally love the song you posted. I also love Dance Monkey.