Anonymous wrote:Look, I've been posting threads clearly up mistruths that MAGA freaks are spreading about Harris and Vance and I think it's important that we be fair... it's NOT true that JD Vance wrote in his book that he had sex with couch cushions. It just REALLY seems like it could be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

Well, be looks like he did and millions of voters cannot unsee this mental picture.

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Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

What young man has not humped a bed or a couch?

Yes, but my couch gave me verbal and written consent.

Nice, but did you keep your receipt to prove it was at least 18 years old?

The Associated Press has credibility problems. Embarrassing for them.

I died laughing this morning when I saw the news story this morning about AP pulling the story down. This thread was gold!

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Anonymous wrote:Guys, I think JD Vance and Donald Trump would lke us to stop talking about this now, okay?

I am sure they both read dcum.

We're not the only place to talk about it. The AP had to pull an article over not being able to confirm that he had not actually effed a couch. It's a story that is dominating his news cycle.

AP Takes Down Fact-Check Of JD Vance Couch Claim After Article By-Passed ‘Editing Process’

The Associated Press removed its fact-check debunking the claim that former President Donald Trump’s running mate Senator JD Vance (R-OH) once had sex with a couch just 24-hours after it was published after the article “didn’t go through” the outlet’s “standard editing process.”

A spokesperson for the Associated Press told Mediaite:

The story, which did not go out on the wire to our customers, didn’t go through our standard editing process. We are looking into how that happened.

In an article titled “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch”, the Associated Press addressed the bizarre rumor that in Vance’s 2016 memoir, Hillbilly Elegy, he mentioned having sex with “an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions.” The debunk article was first published on Wednesday as the claim was spreading widely online.


The rumor, it turns out, was first posted on July 15, the same day Trump announced Vance as his vice presidential pick, by X user @rickrudescalves.

The user later protected his account and, according to Snopes, an internet misinformation watchdog, indicated that the post was nonsense by sharing a meme that read: “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?”


The Associated Press fact-check, however, was considered by some a little lowbrow for the international newswire.

By Thursday morning, the article had been taken down from the outlet’s website entirely – the URL diverting to read “Page Unavailable.”


https://www.mediaite.com/news/ap-takes-down-fact-check-of-jd-vance-couch-claim-after-article-by-passed-editing-process/

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Anonymous wrote:Guys, I think JD Vance and Donald Trump would lke us to stop talking about this now, okay?

I am sure they both read dcum.

We're not the only place to talk about it. The AP had to pull an article over not being able to confirm that he had not actually effed a couch. It's a story that is dominating his news cycle.

Anonymous wrote:Guys, I think JD Vance and Donald Trump would lke us to stop talking about this now, okay?

I am sure they both read dcum.

Guys, I think JD Vance and Donald Trump would lke us to stop talking about this now, okay?

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I literally LOLed.

I’ve laughed audibly for several of these.

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Anonymous wrote:I have lots of respect for a man who chooses to bang a couch rather than poke a pornstar when his wife just had a baby. I say move him to the top of the ticket!

Well, if he's using his campaign to launder his payments to Rent-a-Center for that couch I think it's wrong.

Ugh, adultery everywhere, turtles all the way down you guys

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I literally LOLed.

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omg, i'm in tears

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This is hilarious.

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Anonymous wrote:Are there any polls out yet on whether voters think Vance raped a couch?

This is just a sign that the opposing party’s policies so weak that they have to come up with stuff like this. It must be sad when you cannot elect your own candidate and just have to go with what your party told you.

Chef kiss here for the projection. Perfecto!