That is one of the most standard drinks there is. And Tito’s is a fully normal response. Lots of bars have rot gut vodka on the rail.

Didn’t Tito’s win a couple of spirit competitions (one of the few American vodkas to do so?).

Tito's is trump vodka. I would have excused myself to the powder room and left.

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Anonymous wrote:I had a guy order milk once. That’s ick. Yours is a light refreshing cocktail.

You'd hate me. I order buttermilk.

Nasty. I'd slip out after making an excuse to use the ladies room. Milk drinkers are weird.

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Anonymous wrote:lol @ the pearl clutching about Grey Goose on the rocks. Do you yentas even realize what a martini is? Especially a dry martini. Essentially just two shots of chilled vodka served up in a pretty glass. It’s okay for girlies to guzzle those but a man ordering a double Grey Goose on the rocks is uncouth? lol

A martini is made with gin, Cletus.

You can have either a vodka or gin martini, Cletus. Vodka martini is a very very famous drink. Cursory google search if not for some bizarre reason already aware of this fact

Exactly. Posts like the PP demonstrate this forum is full of reclusive weirdos who rarely interact with people in real life, let alone socialize and go on dates in nice restaurants and nightclubs. Vodka-based martinis outsell gin-based martinis 10 to 1.

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Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like

You don’t have rubbing alcohol in your bathroom? Go take a whiff of it. Then go order a well vodka at a local bar or restaurant. Same smell. Premium top shelf vodka is of course a ripoff but to claim it’s the exact same as well vodka is low IQ.

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There is some nuance, but it’s certainly not a ‘low iq’ position. rather it is low iq to assert certain facts without doing due diligence

It is low IQ to pretend nobody’s tongue (and/or body via hangover) can tell the difference between premium vodka and hobo well vodka. What’s next, you’re going to pretend two buck chuck is 99% as good as an expensive Burgundy. Give it a rest.

It’s low iq to read categorical facts as reported by multiple sources, decide they don’t correlate with what was already in your head and thus accuse the source of fallacy. Like when boomer parents argue with the gps

This is your brain on Dunning-Kruger. Let me guess, you call yourself a wonk. You’re an overconfident imbecile with a humanities degree who listens to NPR podcasts.

Haven't read the whole thread yet, but what's the problem? I'm a woman and that's my drink. Kettle One is fine too. I have Tito's at home.
I would not have mentioned lime or lemon as it has always been added to the drink, but fine if he had.

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Anonymous wrote:I had a guy order milk once. That’s ick. Yours is a light refreshing cocktail.

You'd hate me. I order buttermilk.

You drink the hard stuff on a first date?!

You questioning this gives ME the ick...

I think OP is a moron but I have to admit to being pretty skeptical about the rail vodka claims.

Truly Aristocrat makes me feel MUCH worse and tastes MUCH worse. And I don't drink a lot of vodka at all so I don't have any deeply refined vodka palette but like a pp said, the taste and the hangover were different and that wasn't in my head.

OP - this sounds like someone I went on a few dates with recently. Does his first name start with a J? He ordered the exact same drink!

Anonymous wrote:Skinny women drink vodka soda or vodka Diet Coke.

Wait, people drink vodka and Diet Coke together on purpose? Ye gods.

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Anonymous wrote:lol @ the pearl clutching about Grey Goose on the rocks. Do you yentas even realize what a martini is? Especially a dry martini. Essentially just two shots of chilled vodka served up in a pretty glass. It’s okay for girlies to guzzle those but a man ordering a double Grey Goose on the rocks is uncouth? lol

A martini is made with gin, Cletus.

You can have either a vodka or gin martini, Cletus. Vodka martini is a very very famous drink. Cursory google search if not for some bizarre reason already aware of this fact