Anonymous
11/16/2023 12:45
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
We hate her because she’s a transparent low class conniving gold digging home-wrecker who jersey chased gigantic jocks for decades and now pretends to love this beta nerd who’s hopped up on HGH and god knows what else. There is nothing aspirational about them. They’re gross.
you hate her because she's so far from what you believed a woman who wanted a good life should be like. she isn't following the rules you feel so hidebound to - and she got the man you feel entitled to. i'm more like you than her - and i find it hilarious (and sad) seeing the women here desperate to tear her down for living her life like she wants to live it.
Nobody is jealous of her and nobody wants Bezos. They are both classless and embarrassing. His kids hate him and everyone is laughing at him.
I am PP - and I didn't say anyone was jealous. She throws you because you don't perceive her as the type of woman who should win. You think her plastic surgery is tacky (I don't like it either!), that her clothes are all wrong, that she and Bezos shouldn't be so flagrantly public and appear to have such a good time together. It's indecorious. She's too muscular! Her skirt is too short! She's too old even though she's also exactly the right age. It's all so tacky! And so how dare she.
I see someone who's doing what she wants and at least appears to be living her life on her own terms. She seems to be rich, having fun, and - by the looks of it - actually in love with this weirdo guy.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 11:01
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Dumping your family for a conniving whore is not aspirational. It’s a midlife crisis. And you’re the mark being played.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 10:54
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
We hate her because she’s a transparent low class conniving gold digging home-wrecker who jersey chased gigantic jocks for decades and now pretends to love this beta nerd who’s hopped up on HGH and god knows what else. There is nothing aspirational about them. They’re gross.
+1 DCUM posters tend to have the unfortunate looks of McKenzie rather than Lauren. The hyper-sexualized, under-educated Latina other woman stealing the unattractive, highly educated white wife's wealthy husband is DCUM's worst nightmare. Of course DCUM is closing ranks to support McKenzie and attack Lauren.
They’re both very unfortunate looking.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 10:52
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
We hate her because she’s a transparent low class conniving gold digging home-wrecker who jersey chased gigantic jocks for decades and now pretends to love this beta nerd who’s hopped up on HGH and god knows what else. There is nothing aspirational about them. They’re gross.
I can promise you he's not the man I feel entitled to would ever want. Money isn't everything, but I can see how someone from her background is drawn to the flame of money.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 10:51
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
We hate her because she’s a transparent low class conniving gold digging home-wrecker who jersey chased gigantic jocks for decades and now pretends to love this beta nerd who’s hopped up on HGH and god knows what else. There is nothing aspirational about them. They’re gross.
Nobody is jealous of her and nobody wants Bezos. They are both classless and embarrassing. His kids hate him and everyone is laughing at him.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 10:45
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Why are they so corny and thirsty???
If I was that rich, I'd be sailing around on my huge yacht minding my own business.
This. I don't get it! Is it because he's basically bought into her LA lifestyle, which is all about appearance, conspicuous consumption, and social climbing? He's changed quite a bit.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 10:42
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:She’s going to make a fortune off a vicious tell-all when he’s done with her, but her decline will still be precipitous. In 20 years, she’ll be horrifically broke and all the plastic surgery will have her looking like a dark-haired Donatella Versace.
Call me crazy - but they actually sort of seem like soulmates. I think they might actually make it.
COme back in a year and laugh at me for this, sure.
PP here. It won’t be next year, but it’ll happen before 10 years are up. She’s a branch swinger — long history of setting her sights on men she can use, extracting whatever she came for, and then latching onto the next man who has something new for her to acquire.
Now that she’s landed one of the richest men on earth, the next jump won’t be for money. She’ll want the most attractive male celebrity, an icon whose place in history is about more than just money (think old money blue blood or political/intellectual elite), or maybe royal who can give her a title. Basically, someone who has something Bezos can’t buy with his money.
The thing about branch swingers is that, because their sole currency is looks and looks fade no matter how extensive the plastic surgery, her ride will eventually come to a hard stop. There are a lot of women like her who spent their lives as arm pieces to the world’s richest and most famous men only to end up discarded and burning through their money fast.
I’ve never heard that term “branch swinger” before but it definitely describes her. But I think this is it for her. If she lasts ten years with him, shes’ll be aged out at that point.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 08:42
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Something dawned on me last night after reading this thread.
This relationship can't be real. It's so bizarre how he went from a smart, class act wife to...this. She looks like a cartoonish trans parody, and he seems to have lost his mind.
Any chance this is all made up and he hired her to play a part? To what end I don't know. But maybe he has something in the works?
Just a thought. Maybe other minds can shoot this idea down or figure it out.
I don’t think it’s that’s deep. I think he probably watches/watched a lot of porn and wanted to be with someone who looks like a porn actress, Lauren was in his orbit and there you go.
The only mystery to me is if she’s actually attracted to him or if she just tolerates him. She dated so many handsome black and biracial men and then just seemingly switched. Her baby daddy, her ex NFL player fiancé, the actor from Homicide, etc and then to go to basically the opposite of that in Jeff Bezos. Does ones type really switch that drastically?
You're forgetting her ex-husband, not exactly a burly man. Overly botoxed soft LA look. But very rich. Of course he traded up too.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9609449/Rumours-heat-Pia-Miller-secretly-married-Hollywood-agent-Patrick-Whitesell.html
Anonymous
11/16/2023 08:36
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Why are they so corny and thirsty???
If I was that rich, I'd be sailing around on my huge yacht minding my own business.
If I was that rich, I'd be sailing around on my huge yacht minding my own business.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 08:35
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
We hate her because she’s a transparent low class conniving gold digging home-wrecker who jersey chased gigantic jocks for decades and now pretends to love this beta nerd who’s hopped up on HGH and god knows what else. There is nothing aspirational about them. They’re gross.
+1 DCUM posters tend to have the unfortunate looks of McKenzie rather than Lauren. The hyper-sexualized, under-educated Latina other woman stealing the unattractive, highly educated white wife's wealthy husband is DCUM's worst nightmare. Of course DCUM is closing ranks to support McKenzie and attack Lauren.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 08:26
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
It's just very weird because typically the affair partner is a younger version of the wife. It makes you wonder if the first marriage was a total mismatch from the beginning, or if the dude had a stroke and 180 degree personality change. Hope the first wife is living her best life.
I think it's more about wanting different things at different stages. Bezos wanted the nerdy Princeton grad with the prestigious job to start a family. It didn't matter that she was fugly. Now he wants the hot chick who loves to have fun and provides him an entry into the "cool" group that he never had. Sanchez was drop dead gorgeous when she was younger, and dated the hot jocks. She probably makes him feel like he's sexy and cool, like her exes.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 08:13
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
We hate her because she’s a transparent low class conniving gold digging home-wrecker who jersey chased gigantic jocks for decades and now pretends to love this beta nerd who’s hopped up on HGH and god knows what else. There is nothing aspirational about them. They’re gross.
That is very true. To the PP above PP, we can measure the level of jealousy with the level of vitriol. If you want to come across as mildly amused but not overly invested in the, er, interesting stylistic choices of this woman, then you wouldn't look so desperate.
And I agree with PP: if she's happy, and he's happy, that's all that matters.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 08:02
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't know any of these people, but Sanchez seems like the polar opposite of the ex-wife.
... and that's why DCUM hates her.
We hate her because she’s a transparent low class conniving gold digging home-wrecker who jersey chased gigantic jocks for decades and now pretends to love this beta nerd who’s hopped up on HGH and god knows what else. There is nothing aspirational about them. They’re gross.
you hate her because she's so far from what you believed a woman who wanted a good life should be like. she isn't following the rules you feel so hidebound to - and she got the man you feel entitled to. i'm more like you than her - and i find it hilarious (and sad) seeing the women here desperate to tear her down for living her life like she wants to live it.
Anonymous
11/16/2023 05:16
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Something dawned on me last night after reading this thread.
This relationship can't be real. It's so bizarre how he went from a smart, class act wife to...this. She looks like a cartoonish trans parody, and he seems to have lost his mind.
Any chance this is all made up and he hired her to play a part? To what end I don't know. But maybe he has something in the works?
Just a thought. Maybe other minds can shoot this idea down or figure it out.
I don’t think it’s that’s deep. I think he probably watches/watched a lot of porn and wanted to be with someone who looks like a porn actress, Lauren was in his orbit and there you go.
The only mystery to me is if she’s actually attracted to him or if she just tolerates him. She dated so many handsome black and biracial men and then just seemingly switched. Her baby daddy, her ex NFL player fiancé, the actor from Homicide, etc and then to go to basically the opposite of that in Jeff Bezos. Does ones type really switch that drastically?
This is Jerry Hall endingup with Rupert Murdoch after she ran out of rock stars
Anonymous
11/15/2023 23:46
Subject: Bezos Sánchez photoshoot
Anonymous wrote:Something dawned on me last night after reading this thread.
This relationship can't be real. It's so bizarre how he went from a smart, class act wife to...this. She looks like a cartoonish trans parody, and he seems to have lost his mind.
Any chance this is all made up and he hired her to play a part? To what end I don't know. But maybe he has something in the works?
Just a thought. Maybe other minds can shoot this idea down or figure it out.
I don’t think it’s that’s deep. I think he probably watches/watched a lot of porn and wanted to be with someone who looks like a porn actress, Lauren was in his orbit and there you go.
The only mystery to me is if she’s actually attracted to him or if she just tolerates him. She dated so many handsome black and biracial men and then just seemingly switched. Her baby daddy, her ex NFL player fiancé, the actor from Homicide, etc and then to go to basically the opposite of that in Jeff Bezos. Does ones type really switch that drastically?