Anonymous
10/26/2023 14:43
Subject: Re:Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
My husband uses our basement bathroom as well. We store all of our toilet paper in that bathroom. You know the Costco size packaging. So that is one bathroom that will never run out of toilet paper. So we don't have that issue. I keep track of the toilet paper in the other bathrooms so that we always have at least two rolls on back of the toilet. But that's me.
That said, I do get annoyed when somebody finishes a roll of toilet paper, and does not put the new roll on the holder. Such a simple thing to do.
That said, I do get annoyed when somebody finishes a roll of toilet paper, and does not put the new roll on the holder. Such a simple thing to do.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 14:37
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.
--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff
Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.
I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.
NP Bringing TP to your husband on the can is not "playing mommy" it's being a nice human being and a carrying wife. Pretty sure your single if you think this is playing mommy and some kind of kink. You sound like you're 12. Good luck with that!
You’re definitely being a “carrying wife.” Carrying your lazy slob of a husband his toilet paper. He probably chuckles, knowing you are his pathetic slave.
I agree. Doing it once or twice would be a caring wife. Doing it hundreds of times would make you his unpaid shit-monkey.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 14:34
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous
10/26/2023 14:33
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:The downstairs bathroom is my husbands primary bathroom. He NEVER replaces the toilet paper. We have had a million arguments about it. Yet when he goes in there to poop, and he has no TP, I have to rescue him. Every damn time. Well the last time it happened I said “this is the last time. I’m not rescuing you anymore. Keep extra tp in there and you won’t have a problem.”
Well today was the next time. He yelled (in a very contrite voice) “help.” I said “nope. Deal with it.” He pooped then quickly ran upstairs to take a shower. But he did stop on the stairs to tell me what a jerk I was for not getting him the tp.
For those who understand, I’m staying strong.
This isn't a problem worth divorce attorney's fee.
Just get a large package of TP from Costco and drop it in his bathroom once a year.
Get your cleaning crew to stock up his bathroom every time they clean.
Get a shower bidet which muslims and europeans use. TP is for number one, doesn't clean poop well. It's unhygienic.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 13:34
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Buy a big pack of TP and leave it wrapped, outside the bathroom door. Next time leave one at the bottom of the stairs. Then after that, at the top of the stairs. Or leave a Hansel and Gretel trail of unwrapped rolls on the floor leading to his bathroom? I don’t know, at this point I’d just be trying to figure out ways to have a laugh about it with him while not doing the exact maid-service perfect robot housekeeper thing that he wants.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 13:14
Subject: Re:Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I have cleaning lady come every 2 weeks and she stocks all bathrooms with loads of TP. I don't understand why there is a segregation "his" and "her" bathroom. Whoever is cleaning the house needs to stock all bathrooms at least for 2 weeks
Omg this is OP and my head is exploding. We have a cleaning lady, and although she changes the sheets she does not restock toilet paper. I’m soooo going to ask her to do this!!!
PP, I think you literally saved the day here.
You are welcome. 10 years of aribnbs management behind my belt. I know my stuff. Just get large packs of TP at Costco.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 13:11
Subject: Re:Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
In our house I'm much more likely to be the one to forget to check for toilet paper or a towel and need my DH to "bail me out."
However, I don't have a designated bathroom that's just for me to poop in, and also I am the only family member who cleans the bathrooms. Ever. We do not have house cleaners, either. So I do not feel bad about sometimes calling out to DH to bring me a spare roll or a towel as I get out of the shower, and as far as I know it does not annoy him either.
However, I don't have a designated bathroom that's just for me to poop in, and also I am the only family member who cleans the bathrooms. Ever. We do not have house cleaners, either. So I do not feel bad about sometimes calling out to DH to bring me a spare roll or a towel as I get out of the shower, and as far as I know it does not annoy him either.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 13:09
Subject: Re:Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:I have cleaning lady come every 2 weeks and she stocks all bathrooms with loads of TP. I don't understand why there is a segregation "his" and "her" bathroom. Whoever is cleaning the house needs to stock all bathrooms at least for 2 weeks
Omg this is OP and my head is exploding. We have a cleaning lady, and although she changes the sheets she does not restock toilet paper. I’m soooo going to ask her to do this!!!
PP, I think you literally saved the day here.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 13:08
Subject: Re:Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
I have cleaning lady come every 2 weeks and she stocks all bathrooms with loads of TP. I don't understand why there is a segregation "his" and "her" bathroom. Whoever is cleaning the house needs to stock all bathrooms at least for 2 weeks
Anonymous
10/26/2023 13:01
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I hope he keeps it empty just to annoy the petty wife. Maybe he’ll even run bare upstairs when you have a visitor next time- wouldn’t that be fun?!
OP - wouldn’t bother me in the least! But like I said before, he wasn’t bare yesterday. He was wearing his underwear and pants.
You certainly sounded bothered when you reported back to announce there’s still no TP. It’s like you’re just waiting for it to happen again so you can be all giddy about saying no. You petty and you know it.
I am not disputing the petty nature of my actions. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
I wouldn’t be bothered by him walking bare a$$ed in front of company. I’d be more bothered that he still hasn’t learned his lesson.
The bigger problem here than the TP is your attitude that you need to "teach him a lesson". :roll:
Oh I definitely need to. I’m not his toilet paper delivery woman. If you’re suggesting that I continue to rescue him, I will not.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 12:59
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Have fun in divorce court.
+1
What in the Amber Heard hell is this?
You couldn’t get the person who takes out your trash and kills spiders a roll of tp?
Then he took his poopy @$$ upstairs to YOUR bathroom to shower?
Weird flex
OP here and this is so perfect - he’s afraid of spiders so he gets ME to get them (and I don’t kill them, I transport them outside). This really made me laugh
Anonymous
10/26/2023 12:54
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.
--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff
Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.
I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.
NP Bringing TP to your husband on the can is not "playing mommy" it's being a nice human being and a carrying wife. Pretty sure your single if you think this is playing mommy and some kind of kink. You sound like you're 12. Good luck with that!
Is wiping his but part of being a loving and caring wife too?
Again, I’m glad you enjoy playing mommy to a man who enjoys a partner who does that. How wonderful that two people with the same fetish found each other.
It’s great that you consent to that type of role play, many women do not. And just like there’s no shame in a mommy kink, there’s absolutely no shame in not enjoying it. However, there is absolutely something wrong with ignoring OP’s lack of consent in this behavior. THAT is messed up.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 12:53
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
and next Christmas, i'd buy him a portable bidet, so he never needs to use TP again. Lol
Anonymous
10/26/2023 12:52
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Op lots of husband's are forgetful some are even downright stupid. Pick your battles. Most sane wives would have just bought a huge pack of crazy tp and left it done there for him. This is stupid nonsense you sound very immature and I'm 100% positive you're headed for a divorce.
--married 31 years and I don't sweat the small stuff
Most women do not want to play mommy to a husband.
I’m happy for you that you enjoy it! And I’m happy for your husband that he met you! This is not a common kink.
NP Bringing TP to your husband on the can is not "playing mommy" it's being a nice human being and a carrying wife. Pretty sure your single if you think this is playing mommy and some kind of kink. You sound like you're 12. Good luck with that!
You’re definitely being a “carrying wife.” Carrying your lazy slob of a husband his toilet paper. He probably chuckles, knowing you are his pathetic slave.
Anonymous
10/26/2023 12:51
Subject: Husband mad because I wouldn’t get him toilet paper
just like kids, some husbands need to suffer "natural consequences" It's the only way to help them grow up.