Anonymous
Post 01/28/2023 17:56     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Confused "their" with "they're".
Anonymous
Post 01/28/2023 16:57     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Eventually I knew that I’d never be attracted to a man with red hair.


Another guy talked way too much.


And after a night of psilocybin with some guy I was dating, I couldn’t unsee him as a velociraptor.
Anonymous
Post 01/28/2023 16:48     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
I have a friend who broke up with his girlfriend because, to her, Paul McCartney was the guy from Wings.
Anonymous
Post 01/28/2023 16:24     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He didn't like Sweeney Todd.


Does anybody like Sweeney Todd?


Are you serious?

I wouldn’t break up with someone for not liking Sweeney Todd. But I would break off a relationship with someone who didn’t respect Stephen Sondheim. Hells yes.


I don’t totally get the rage for Steven Sondheim. The lyrics are great but the scores are not at all melodic, practically tuneless, and almost impossible to sing or remember. I think he’s a better lyricist than composer. Fight me if you want.
Anonymous
Post 01/28/2023 14:32     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:Used peppy workplace platitudes in actual conversation.


Ha! Like what?
Anonymous
Post 01/28/2023 12:09     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He was insanely good in bed and we ran into his crazy exes when we were out or he would invariably get calls or texts from them on every date we went on. The best I could theorize is that his big d*ck was like a magic wand that turned people into crazy exes. I didn’t want to be turned into a crazy stalker ex.



I’m not sure this is a petty reason. It sounds like a BIG reason…


Lol! I’m surprised she broke up with him. That’s more of a petty reason to stay!
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 14:03     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:Hairy nipple guy here. We were 18 or 19 at the time. Her hair was dark, thick, and longer than what I had on my chin. She also had a "happy trail" on her stomach, like I later developed.


That happened to me and I was gone. Sadly, the girl was super hot.
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 13:44     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
He stuttered and my dad made fun of him.
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 13:44     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I saw a piece of cellulite on that ass and it was just too much to handle!


Ha! That is petty. Middle aged guy here, and I've come to love the look of a little cellulite.




Seeing celulite on an 18 year old (when you are 18) is VERY different than seeing it on a 50 year old (when you are also 50)
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 09:45     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:I saw a piece of cellulite on that ass and it was just too much to handle!


Ha! That is petty. Middle aged guy here, and I've come to love the look of a little cellulite.
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 07:42     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Hairy nipple guy here. We were 18 or 19 at the time. Her hair was dark, thick, and longer than what I had on my chin. She also had a "happy trail" on her stomach, like I later developed.
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 07:12     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
He ordered an amaretto sour on our first date. Owned a house and rented out rooms, so no where to hang out but his bedroom and his house smelled like a litter box.
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 07:07     Subject: Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hairy nipples can go away with age. I had them for a year or so, just light peach fuzz.

I wish. I've plucked my whole life until laser came around, lasered the shit out of my boobs, but I still have a few that come back without fail.


If a woman has nice t*ts, I don't care how hairy they are.

Of course, there's at least one woman here who would dump me for referring the them as t*ts.


Too funny. Just tell her to tweeze.



Okay, t^ts hater here. I'm really not as uptight as I sound. There were other issues. That was just the very very petty straw that broke the camel's back.
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 06:55     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
Anonymous wrote:I saw a piece of cellulite on that ass and it was just too much to handle!


Good luck...
Anonymous
Post 01/27/2023 01:42     Subject: Re:Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship
I saw a piece of cellulite on that ass and it was just too much to handle!