Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

My toddler acts out when he’s not getting enough protein. Maybe add a string cheese snack at bedtime?

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Anonymous wrote:How can I stop dreaming while I sleep?

Stop sleeping.

Kids are also dream killers, so have three more.

So, I already have 5 kids, and I took your advice but I’m so tired. I’m starting to have hallucinations. Any tips for those? I know I just have to push through.

Embrace the hallucinations. Eat an edible and then start your own a parenting podcast.

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Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.

BTDT. Electroshock therapy.

Oh! And Donuts.

And stretch yourself out by tying ankles to one car and wrists to another. Make sure they don’t drive too far apart.

My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

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Anonymous wrote:How can I stop dreaming while I sleep?

Stop sleeping.

Kids are also dream killers, so have three more.

So, I already have 5 kids, and I took your advice but I’m so tired. I’m starting to have hallucinations. Any tips for those? I know I just have to push through.

Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Get a second job at a Wolfgang Puck restaurant. From there develop a clientele for being their dinner date. Extras cost extra.

Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Train the kittens to dance. YouTube and TikTok it. Bank revenue from views and advertisement requests when they see your work.

Also, have sex for money just once a week. Bonus you will weed through whether potential husbands are good in bed or not.

How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Anonymous wrote:How can I use all this leftover Kochujang I have?!

Snort it

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.

+1 idiots and when you cut the cake do it properly and please use a plastic fork.

Anonymous wrote:How can I stop dreaming while I sleep?

Stop sleeping.

Kids are also dream killers, so have three more.

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Anonymous wrote:Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?

Get one of from each. Then compare and contrast the two as your thesis for a masters program at Western International University

Terrible advice. Recommend Liberty for your masters, PP.

Anonymous wrote:How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?

Add ice to cup. Remove all but two cubes and put them down your pants.

Anonymous wrote:Same as when you cut the cheese.

LOL. Wamp waaaaamp

Anonymous wrote:Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?

Get one of from each. Then compare and contrast the two as your thesis for a masters program at Western International University