Use the postmates app or the 711 app, order some and charge him for it (and tip your driver $2+ please they need love too the delivery fee is NOT a tip) and they will be at your door in about 45 minutes.
I had to take such a grand action, but this was over the last of the frito lay french onion dip. NO ONE takes the last of the dip, especially during a sporting event!!
He dipped his last chip at the end of the first quarter and noticed how mad I was, and I had a new one delivered to me by the start of the second half. Worth it.
I feel your pain OP I am SO sorry.