Anonymous
Post 10/01/2020 09:19     Subject: Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Anonymous wrote:Are you still not allowed to use your feet in basketball?

Rule seems shortsighted


Anonymous
Post 10/01/2020 09:15     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

This seems like an excellent thread to test my theory about this board: that by the time any thread reaches ten pages in length, it has been fully taken over by parents of Virginia girls teams throwing shade at the other Virginia girls clubs and is therefore indistinguishable from every other thread that reaches that length. Only on Page 2 now, but watch this space. Theory will really be put to the test.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 16:06     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Anonymous wrote:Seems like you’d be able to score easier if you could use your hands and then there wouldn’t be so many low scoring games or ties. More people would watch.


Maybe make it so you can only use your hands to throw to players behind you on the field, and your feet to kick forward. We could call it rugby.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 16:03     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think the OP meant ... are you still allowed to touch the soccer ball for throw ins and other things because of Covid protocols. I don't think OP meant did the handball offense go away or come back or whatever people are talking about.


This shows that the OP does not know how to articulate in writing what he wants to say.


That's what's called a "soccer scholar".
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 16:01     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think the OP meant ... are you still allowed to touch the soccer ball for throw ins and other things because of Covid protocols. I don't think OP meant did the handball offense go away or come back or whatever people are talking about.


This shows that the OP does not know how to articulate in writing what he wants to say.


I agree.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 15:32     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Anonymous wrote:I think the OP meant ... are you still allowed to touch the soccer ball for throw ins and other things because of Covid protocols. I don't think OP meant did the handball offense go away or come back or whatever people are talking about.


This shows that the OP does not know how to articulate in writing what he wants to say.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 15:12     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

I think the OP meant ... are you still allowed to touch the soccer ball for throw ins and other things because of Covid protocols. I don't think OP meant did the handball offense go away or come back or whatever people are talking about.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 14:13     Subject: Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

This thread should be closed as it’s the dumbest and the whackiest thread ever.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 13:56     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Anonymous wrote:

Why did the name soccer “football” in other parts of the world when that name is already taken by another sport?

Are you stupid you baboon football came before American football.


What’s baboon football? Sounds like PETA should get involved.
Anonymous
Post 09/30/2020 13:47     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer



Why did the name soccer “football” in other parts of the world when that name is already taken by another sport?

Are you stupid you baboon football came before American football.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2020 13:46     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

watching the joke fly right over some of your heads is gold.
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2020 12:54     Subject: Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Are you still not allowed to use your feet in basketball?

Rule seems shortsighted
Anonymous
Post 09/27/2020 12:50     Subject: Re:Are you still not allowed to use your hands in soccer

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Seems like you’d be able to score easier if you could use your hands and then there wouldn’t be so many low scoring games or ties. More people would watch.


+1. This is a fantastic idea.


What? This is stupid. You want to change the world’s most popular sport so more Americans would watch? Please. Go back to watching fat guys jump on each other and leave the beautiful game alone.