Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
I usually spend twenty minutes staring down my order of fries as it sits in front of me, then eat one grain of salt from the edge of the plate and congratulate myself on my inner strength.
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You forgot to mention something about other people being disgusting. It's not a real DCUM humblebrag unless you are explicit about that.
I just can't believe that fatty mcfatterson over there is actually PROUD of themselves when they're outright admitting they eat fries! Imagine patting yourself on the back for shoveling greasy death sticks down your gullet because you stopped before your pants split.
Personally I survive solely on the water vapor in the air and wild yeast I lick off my yoga mat. I'm 100% organic, gluten free, keto, whole 30, sustainable, all natural, and cruelty-free. Anyone who eats solid food might as well order an XXXXL sized coffin for next day delivery.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
I usually spend twenty minutes staring down my order of fries as it sits in front of me, then eat one grain of salt from the edge of the plate and congratulate myself on my inner strength.
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You forgot to mention something about other people being disgusting. It's not a real DCUM humblebrag unless you are explicit about that.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
I usually spend twenty minutes staring down my order of fries as it sits in front of me, then eat one grain of salt from the edge of the plate and congratulate myself on my inner strength.
Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.
Anonymous wrote:This is making me want to hit up Red Robin. I've never been but that does sound like a really good combo
Anonymous wrote:I don’t usually body or diet shame but... whaaaaat
In all of my adult life I’ve never finished one entire order of fries.