3...2...1... until he says he's going to call his priest and then lawyer.

Anonymous wrote:“ Angry late-middle aged lyrca men... they're a type... always.”

+1,000,000

Also, is he a “Trail Timmy”, “Expose his Can Ken”? Can he get a moniker to follow him forever for being a true ahole?

"Convicted felon" will do just fine.

Anonymous wrote:5 separate incidents! in one month! This guy has major anger management issues. Can't wait to hear what his excuse is.

+1

He needs to be caught soon. His behavior is escalating--in the last incident he got off the bike to approach and hit the pedestrian. He's not just lashing out from his getaway bike, he's now dismounting to fight. This is a truly sick person and the next incident may be even worse.

“ Angry late-middle aged lyrca men... they're a type... always.”

+1,000,000

Also, is he a “Trail Timmy”, “Expose his Can Ken”? Can he get a moniker to follow him forever for being a true ahole?

The photo looks like a huge a-hole in my neighborhood in Alexandria. I emailed the tip line

What an asshole. I hope they get him. Somebody should print this pic and info out on a flyer and post them all along the trails.

Anonymous wrote:5 incidents in the span of a couple weeks. Given the consistency of the attacks, did this guy just move here or recently lose his mind?

I was wondering this. I encountered really aggressive cyclists in Portland but never anything like this here. I wonder what his story is and if he just moved or just went crazy. We dont tend to tolerate this here

5 incidents in the span of a couple weeks. Given the consistency of the attacks, did this guy just move here or recently lose his mind?

oh brother. get a freakin peloton and ativan script

Okay after reading the crime descriptions this guy really is a sicko and menace to the public. I hope they stake out on the trail and nail his pudgy, boney ass. What a disgusting old pig.

The police must be pissed having to deal with the incidents this idiot is causing. I hope he gets nabbed quickly and is dealt with appropriately. Jack ass.

Anonymous wrote:Angry late-middle aged lyrca men... they're a type... always.

seriously.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Embedding the photo, for greater identification ease:

LOL. He is doing Tour de France. Just got lost and ended up in DC.

With that big gut?! Nowhere near Tour de France level. Just your run of the mill wannabe lancehole.

I would be looking for someone with a camera behind the bushes somewhere. Seems like lots of crazies want to do abusive/insane things for YouTube views these days.

Police description says “athletic build.” I beg to differ.