My 18mo old walked over to me and said “poo poo yucky,” nodded her head and looked very pleased with herself and walked away lol

Maybe not weird but funny. My teenager was really mad that the neighbors were mowing their grass “at the crack of dawn!” It was 11:30am.

My DH and I have a long-running (lighthearted) disagreement about whether to call the long piece of furniture you sit on a "couch" or "sofa." He says "sofa," and I say "couch." When our son was little, he combined them and called it a "coucha."

My four-year-old still gets "radiator" and "heater" mixed into one word and calls them "heaterators"

My DS used to talk about the "automagical toilets" that flush themselves

My kid calls dental floss "lentils". Uses it as a verb too: "I'm going to lentil my teeth." "I'm lentilling my teeth."

This is ongoing but my 8yo calls hand sanitizer sananitizer. She has no other speech issues lol. But every time she says it this is how it comes out.

Anonymous wrote:My 3.5 yr old DD leaned over a spider on the floor and said sweetly, "Don't worry Mr. Spider. Stay right there... Mommy is going to come and squish you with her slipper."

This may be my favorite!

5 year old: When I grow up I am not moving away. I will live in this house with my children. Don't give any of our stuff away to salvation army.

DH: That's nice. Will we (parents) live in the basement then?

5 year old: No. You both will be dead!

DH:...

My 3.5 yr old DD leaned over a spider on the floor and said sweetly, "Don't worry Mr. Spider. Stay right there... Mommy is going to come and squish you with her slipper."

I’ve posted this before on a similarly themed thread but a few years ago after bringing home dc 3 dc 2 asked me who’s baby this was. I reminded her it was our baby and mommy had a baby etc etc. She then pointed at my large 3rd time round postpartum stomach and went “well who’s baby is in there then? I thought that baby was our baby?” She was so sincere and like seriously concerned. We all died laughing and it’s kind of a famous story in our house!

Busy soup PP here: my oldest used to call it a “babing suit” which was funny but not nearly as funny as when she called mine a “momming suit.”

My 4 yr old refused to drink out of my water because according to her “I’m not sharing anyone germs because I’m going to get rid of this COVID myself!”

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Anonymous wrote:I was talking about buying some stuff for our beach trip. The 2yo demanded “make my ocean, Mommy? Make my ocean now?”

She also calls her bathing suit a “busy soup” and I die every time.

Awww...mine called it a "baby soup".

The mispronunciations are so cute.

My 3 year old used to call Mickey "Gicky." We have a video of her waddling towards a Mickey toy yelling "gicky! gicky!"

My 9 year old told me he's practicing his smile for his IMDb photo.