Anonymous
04/02/2020 19:27
Subject: Thinking of Summoning Elf on Shelf to return to help maintain good behavior
Anonymous wrote:You need to bring his cousin the Corona elf. Give him a tear drop face tattoo.
Oh and jorts and brass knuckles. COVID Elf doesn't play.
Anonymous
04/02/2020 19:25
Subject: Thinking of Summoning Elf on Shelf to return to help maintain good behavior
You need to bring his cousin the Corona elf. Give him a tear drop face tattoo.
Anonymous
04/02/2020 18:08
Subject: Thinking of Summoning Elf on Shelf to return to help maintain good behavior
Anonymous wrote:Do it, but you need add do a mock up of the virus he can hold, and he should be called the Corona Elf. I’ve created a shrine in our house to Our Lady of the Cave, the Honorable Corona-Chan (google for images), and we pay respects several times per day. That seems to work on my kids.
WHAT??!! 🤣🤣 This is objectively hilarious
Anonymous
04/02/2020 18:05
Subject: Thinking of Summoning Elf on Shelf to return to help maintain good behavior
Sounds like a parenting class would be more helpful.