Anonymous
03/11/2020 23:03
Subject: Re:What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
Anonymous wrote:I said they build retirement facilities for the elderly tooth fairies that retired.
I also told my kids that summer at MIT was full of elves learning how to make Xboxes.
You probably don't want my parenting advice.
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Anonymous
03/11/2020 13:45
Subject: Re:What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
Anonymous wrote:She uses sand paper and rubs them until they are round circles. When she gets enough, she pokes a hole in the middle of each one and makes necklaces. Then she sells them to jewelry stores. All those pearl necklaces that ladies wear are actually made of baby teeth.
This is horrifying
Anonymous
03/11/2020 04:10
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
New babies get them.
Anonymous
03/11/2020 01:20
Subject: Re:What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
She uses sand paper and rubs them until they are round circles. When she gets enough, she pokes a hole in the middle of each one and makes necklaces. Then she sells them to jewelry stores. All those pearl necklaces that ladies wear are actually made of baby teeth.
Anonymous
03/10/2020 23:41
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
How old is your kid? Guardians of the Galaxy has a great Tooth Fairy story.
Anonymous
03/10/2020 15:53
Subject: Re:What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
I said they build retirement facilities for the elderly tooth fairies that retired.
I also told my kids that summer at MIT was full of elves learning how to make Xboxes.
You probably don't want my parenting advice.
I also told my kids that summer at MIT was full of elves learning how to make Xboxes.
You probably don't want my parenting advice.
Anonymous
03/10/2020 15:51
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:She gives them to babies who want their first teeth.
I like this one!
On the one hand it's kind of gross to think of babies getting used teeth. On the other hand, maybe it can serve as incentive for good teeth brushing habits, "C'mon Caitlin, do a good job brushing those teeth; we want to keep them nice and shiny for a little baby someday!"
Anonymous
03/10/2020 15:50
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Op, if your child is “with it” enough to know that “building a castle” with the teeth is ridiculous, than maybe it’s time to spill the beans about the tooth fairy.
And it cracks me up that you are teaching about the Big Bang theory but also trying to keep up the tooth fairy facade.
Oh look, it's someone who told their kid the tooth fairy makes castles from teeth!! How quaint of you.
No, we don't do tooth fairy or santa in our house. My kid knows better.
Anonymous
03/10/2020 15:49
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
"Wow, what a great question. I love how curious you are. I really don't know the answer to that. What do you think?"
Anonymous
03/10/2020 15:47
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
Dips them in gold and makes a charm bracelet.
Anonymous
03/10/2020 11:24
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
Anonymous wrote:She gives them to babies who want their first teeth.
I like this one!
Anonymous
03/10/2020 09:30
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
Anonymous wrote:I just said she uses them like money in her world so that why she trades our currency for hers. I don't keep any teeth. Could you imagine going off to college or getting married and having your mother present you with a Ziploc bag of old baby teeth? "Here you go, darling, enjoy the nostalgia!"
My Mom got her teeth in her 60's when her mom died.
Anonymous
03/10/2020 09:21
Subject: What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
She uses her magic wand to turn them into money, obviously. How else could she afford her work?