Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 21:23     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Sometimes it’s ok to just throw the onesie or outfit
away.

(This will make sense later.)
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 20:53     Subject: One line tips for new parents
You and your kid are on the same team: if you start feeling you "can't let them win," step away until you can rejoin the team.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 20:23     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Give grace- to your spouse, to your child, and most importantly to yourself- whenever possible
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 19:06     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Anonymous wrote:Teach them proper diction and grammar. Every time. No “Susie and me went to the store”. Eradicate “like” from their speech.


I’m an editor and that’s the worst new parent advice I’ve ever seen.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 18:32     Subject: Re:One line tips for new parents
When little people are overwhelmed by big emotions, it’s the parents’ job to share our calm, not to join their chaos.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 18:23     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Comparison is the thief of joy. Love the child you have, for who they are.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 18:07     Subject: One line tips for new parents
The kitchen is clean enough, sleep.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 16:44     Subject: Re:One line tips for new parents
Expand your screwdriver (the tool) collection: all sizes, including the really tiny ones; flat head, phillips, etc.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 16:38     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Parenting is a privilege.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 16:31     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Anything they need to sleep (blanket, lovey etc...) never leaves the home.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 14:40     Subject: Re:One line tips for new parents
Don't try to do anything else for the first 6 weeks. Just settle in to parenthood.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 14:27     Subject: Re:One line tips for new parents
If they have a boy “move fast with the diaper change or you might take a shot in the face.”
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 14:08     Subject: One line tips for new parents
sunlight does wonders for poop stains
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 14:05     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Make time to read and cuddle every evening.
Anonymous
Post 02/23/2020 14:04     Subject: One line tips for new parents
Do sleep training ASAP