Seems fine. OP, lighten up. Don’t read them if you don’t like them. These are kids’ games, not the World Cup. Do they really need summaries anyway?? No, so skip it and feel a flash of gratitude that someone’s stepped up.

We put up a strong fight and our kids really seemed to enjoy the halftime orange slices as we lost in a squeaker 9-0. Johnny Applewhite looked outstanding in his yellow and blue goalie outfit that looked as pristine at the end of the game as the beginning. His play has improved as he was able to kick the ball over the halfway line 32 times before pulling a hammy. Our coach was the bastion of control as we measured his yelling averaging 50 decibels lower than last week. Throw-ins were also much improved as we only had 6 fouls called on us. Well done boys!