Anonymous wrote:Accordian, yes. Theramin, get used to celibacy.

This is the dream. Yes.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You need mad oral skills.

I remember awhile back someone claimed their DH had the best oral skills because he played the trumpet. So maybe take up a brass instrument? Although, please don't blow, that doesn't sound fun.

Yep. Husband plays clarinet.

I used to have a fwb who played the theremin. It takes a special sort....

In Heaven you get a harp. In Hell, an accordion.

Anonymous wrote:You need mad oral skills.

I remember awhile back someone claimed their DH had the best oral skills because he played the trumpet. So maybe take up a brass instrument? Although, please don't blow, that doesn't sound fun.

No. But my former roommate might want to hire you. She's a singer and her longtime accordion player has gotten super flaky in recent years. And maybe you'd book gigs and meet someone that way.

Well, the admin assistant who had an affair with my now ex-husband was married to an accordion player, so...... and my ex husband is an overweight middle manager at a mundane govt agency.

Still think the accordion player comes out on top in this scenario.

Anonymous wrote:You need mad oral skills.

So, tuba then ?

I’m not all bubbly like Myron Floren but he was a famous accordion player