Anonymous wrote:I get up at 5:45 on Thursdays so that I can sneak downstairs and eat breakfast alone while I watch the previous night's episode of "The Real Housewives of New York." I usually hear the pitter-patter of little feet around 6:15, and I will hastily shove bagel in my face, hit pause, and act happy to see my 3yo!
Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
Anonymous wrote:I enjoy a certain protein bar every morning but they are expensive. My kids will waste them, want to taste them but spit them out or naw on the bar and ruin the coating but not actually eat it...total waste. So I've come to hiding in my master closet with my bar and coffee every morning for 10 min. I even look forward to it. Sometimes I realize for a second how pathetic it is but then remember how this is really the best solution! Anyone else have moments tha make you go "o wow this is a new low."?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
+1. And the kid was nursing. Multi tasking at its most inglorious![]()
Oh yeah; pretty sure I did that too . . .but my brain has blocked the details
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
+1. And the kid was nursing. Multi tasking at its most inglorious![]()
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
+1. And the kid was nursing. Multi tasking at its most inglorious![]()
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I enjoy a certain protein bar every morning but they are expensive. My kids will waste them, want to taste them but spit them out or naw on the bar and ruin the coating but not actually eat it...total waste. So I've come to hiding in my master closet with my bar and coffee every morning for 10 min. I even look forward to it. Sometimes I realize for a second how pathetic it is but then remember how this is really the best solution! Anyone else have moments tha make you go "o wow this is a new low."?
It's pathetic bc you don't have enough authority to tell your kids that they are not allowed to eat your protein bars.
Seriously. Remind them that they waste the bars and offer them something else.
Anonymous wrote:Oh, probably eating leftover Annie's mac & cheese after the kids wouldn't eat it, out of some primal "don't waste food!" impulse.
Also giving up on the back seat of the car ever looking decent/stain-free.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Oh, probably eating leftover Annie's mac & cheese after the kids wouldn't eat it, out of some primal "don't waste food!" impulse.
Also giving up on the back seat of the car ever looking decent/stain-free.
Seriously considering asking DH to have my car detailed as a Mother's Day gift. He always wants to know if I want something or an outing or something ... I'm a mom. I want the damn cheerios and gum wrappers and god knows what else out of my car.
Anonymous wrote:Having a kid sit on my lap while I poop
Anonymous wrote:Oh, probably eating leftover Annie's mac & cheese after the kids wouldn't eat it, out of some primal "don't waste food!" impulse.
Also giving up on the back seat of the car ever looking decent/stain-free.
Anonymous wrote:Using the bathroom while baby is in an Ergo carrier. Followed closely behind all the dozens of crazy places I've had to nurse and pump.
Anonymous wrote:I'm fairly sure that the most pathetic thing parenting has done to me is it has gotten me to read DCUM.