As I was in the process of packing to leave my ex, he was full of resentment and as revenge shaved his pubic hairs and put the shavings in a pair of my shoes. Unknowingly, I went to put the shoes on and you can figure out the rest...

He also cut the chords to all three of my vibrators...

I posted about this quite awhile back.

Really angry at a boyfriend who was keeping his ex as plan B. I found out he was still calling her etc., and broke it off. Then he moved her into his home not long after which I admit really ticked me off.

He was such a creep, but I still had the key to his house. Oh (I'm sticking to this part) I also left something in his home I needed to retrieve.

Knew they were both at work. Left a earring in the washer, put the toilet seat up, and some underwear halfway under the bed on the way out.

She moved out 2 weeks later.

Anonymous wrote:Keyed the car of someone who took my parking space. Got the entire drivers side well. He surely knew it was me when he got back to his car. Had a nice car too. Expensive to fix.

I hope you get arrested and charged if you ever do that again. You are a class one asshole.

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Anonymous wrote:I hate one of my coworkers. I have a cold and I licked her craisin and put it back in her pile of craisins on a napkin.

That is neither petty nor minor.

Doesn’t this technically qualify as an assault?

I believe it does.

Anonymous wrote:Keyed the car of someone who took my parking space. Got the entire drivers side well. He surely knew it was me when he got back to his car. Had a nice car too. Expensive to fix.

You need anger management.

Anonymous wrote:Keyed the car of someone who took my parking space. Got the entire drivers side well. He surely knew it was me when he got back to his car. Had a nice car too. Expensive to fix.

Not petty and also criminal

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Anonymous wrote:About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won.

OMG that is hilarious - did he find out it was you?

that is brilliant but aren't you also kind of punishing yourself.

Not at all. Got him out of my hair. We work from home. He's handsome and with the perfect sense of humor for that environment and being a former CFO it was light work. Plus the only guy on PTA was quite an ego boost for him. He got lots of attention from flirty mom's.

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Anonymous wrote:About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won.

OMG that is hilarious - did he find out it was you?

Yes! But by then everyone knew I did it, so they told him. He accepted his role like a man.

Anonymous wrote:Keyed the car of someone who took my parking space. Got the entire drivers side well. He surely knew it was me when he got back to his car. Had a nice car too. Expensive to fix.

Surprised you were not picked up by cameras.

Keyed the car of someone who took my parking space. Got the entire drivers side well. He surely knew it was me when he got back to his car. Had a nice car too. Expensive to fix.

I once took the school magnet off someone’s car and threw it under the car when they were parked so close to me that I couldn’t get in the driver’s side door. Had to crawl through from the passenger side.

Haha!

Anonymous wrote:I ripped my husband's nasty-ass shirt on a side-seam and planted it back in a pile of laundry he was doing. So he discovered that it "ripped in the washer."

I have also done this. But not for revenge. Just to get rid of the shirt!

I ripped my husband's nasty-ass shirt on a side-seam and planted it back in a pile of laundry he was doing. So he discovered that it "ripped in the washer."

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Anonymous wrote:I hate one of my coworkers. I have a cold and I licked her craisin and put it back in her pile of craisins on a napkin.

That is neither petty nor minor.

Doesn’t this technically qualify as an assault?