Anonymous wrote:Pets are just as important as politics in this equation. OP- do you have pets?
We've already established that TP is the home of cat ladies. If you're a dog couple then move to Chevy Chase. Everyone in Chevy Chase has a dog, if your dog is a cat eating dog even better. Politics in CC is very global as in everyone talks about their glamorous global job that is connected to politics.
If you have large sporting dogs and always thought if you weren't a lesbian then Dick Cheney would be your dream guy then head to old McLean. By old McLean ,the house needs to be near Langley, huge and built before 1980 when McLean turned into people who worked at AOL and now work at some other tech company. Political conversation is all about defense contracts and Reagan era political maneuvers.
If you have a dog breed with the word -doodle or -orky in it then you aren't allowed in old McLean. You'll need to buy one of the huge houses in Great Falls and just say you live in McLean. Politics lean center right and your neighbors probably voted for Trump (hoping for lower taxes) but wont admit it. NPR is very popular as everyone has hours in the car with nothing else to listen to during the ride.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I've got some.
Kentlands - If you have totalitarian leanings but couldn't must more than a C- average in school then the Kentlands is the place to be. You can join the HOA board and spend your evenings (after your 3 hour commute) measuring your neighbors windows ballasts and issuing HOA citations. First one to 300 citations, gets a coupon for Bucca di Beppo! Local politics are hot, hot hot with lots of debate around which door colors to approve. You wont get much left or right debate because its Stepford here. Everyone is identical.
Darnestown Always wanted to live on a farm but hate farm animals and don't like to actually grow things? Darnestown is the place for you. Large, huge houses on basically multi acre empty lots with nothing but some ugly developer grade white pine trees -until they fall town. Sit back and sip wine while watching your landscaping crew mow endless acres of crabgrass. Politics - why yes of course. One of the most exciting and only events in the area is when the local church becomes a voting location. There is an old guy in a tiny house that was here before all the mega houses went up. He has a trump bumper sticker on his beat up truck. When friends from the city come out to see you, you can drive them by it -sort of like your own personal zoo exhibit.
You do realize that you sound stupid, right?
DP
Stupid? That was f’ing BRILLIANT!!!!
So where are you? Kentlands or Darnestown ?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I've got some.
Kentlands - If you have totalitarian leanings but couldn't must more than a C- average in school then the Kentlands is the place to be. You can join the HOA board and spend your evenings (after your 3 hour commute) measuring your neighbors windows ballasts and issuing HOA citations. First one to 300 citations, gets a coupon for Bucca di Beppo! Local politics are hot, hot hot with lots of debate around which door colors to approve. You wont get much left or right debate because its Stepford here. Everyone is identical.
Darnestown Always wanted to live on a farm but hate farm animals and don't like to actually grow things? Darnestown is the place for you. Large, huge houses on basically multi acre empty lots with nothing but some ugly developer grade white pine trees -until they fall town. Sit back and sip wine while watching your landscaping crew mow endless acres of crabgrass. Politics - why yes of course. One of the most exciting and only events in the area is when the local church becomes a voting location. There is an old guy in a tiny house that was here before all the mega houses went up. He has a trump bumper sticker on his beat up truck. When friends from the city come out to see you, you can drive them by it -sort of like your own personal zoo exhibit.
You do realize that you sound stupid, right?
Anonymous wrote:This thread is hilarious. A lot of good descriptions.
As a resident of Takoma Park, I want to add that many of the older residents are obsessed with activism about everything, including preserving a parking lot near their beloved food co-op. Younger residents are still liberal, but are busy raising families and so have less free time for these things. There is definitely something to the poster who said that we want to live in Bethesda, lol.
Anonymous wrote:We both work in DC, but we are planning on moving to the suburbs (any metro line will do) and we are intersted in the political tenor of our potential new home.
Stay in DC. People in the suburbs are pre-occupied with long commutes even when they take the metro and less politically engaged than in the city. The wait times for metro get longer the further out you go, parking at many is a pain, and walking home after dark is often not safe as there isn't the same foot traffic and lighted areas all the way back to your home as you find DC.
Anonymous wrote:
Silver Spring/Takoma Park I don't know as well but it seems zany, and at least TP's reputation is that it is lefty central around these parts.
Anonymous wrote:While this thread is making me laugh, it's all so spot-on.