Sounds like we got some real lonely/desperate single folks on here who know all the tricks of the trade when it comes to online dating. Glad y'all are able to find some humor in the midst of your ongoing headache in trying to find a potential partner.

Anonymous wrote:Gonna get back to being nicer to DW now. Yikes!

Haha, me too!

Yoga = I own yoga pants.

Curvy=overweight

Gonna get back to being nicer to DW now. Yikes!

Yikes. I'm glad to not be dating.

Anonymous wrote:No hookups = I am easy.

No hookups=I already have a younger FWB. So, no, I am not dying to jump in bed with you.

No hookups = I am easy.

Anonymous wrote:Looking for a partner in crime = questionable person looking for same

Nah. Just means I'm very basic. Usually accompanied by Explore The City.

Anonymous wrote:8 different photos which show thin to overweight pictures = I'm really overweight, but look how fit I used to be.

Only a head shot or two = morbidly obese woman

Anonymous wrote:Looking for a partner in crime = questionable person looking for same

= divorcee looking for a prince

September to November 15th= Conference season in DC. Tinder matches will increase due to married men on travel looking for a little conference nooky.

Late January to Late March=Married cheaters who travel for sports tournaments, professional and kids. Think Superbowl, March Madness, etc.

8 different photos which show thin to overweight pictures = I'm really overweight, but look how fit I used to be.

I am a man and have a man body = I'm overweight.

Looking for a partner in crime = questionable person looking for same