Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 22:32     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Wow, just wow! I clearly blew it by not going through all the pictures.

The fact that this thing will transport you through time and space to a Season 2 Miami Vice episode is worth at least half a million.



Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The living room furniture saw the price and jumped back in shock!

Also wtf is on the staircase wall. I hope that was intentional redecorating that coincided with painting the railing because this is the hgtv hellscape we deserve.


That was my reaction, too. I had to go back and make sure I hadn't imagined it! Also the turquoise trim paint? Wut?



Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 22:30     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Anonymous wrote:The living room furniture saw the price and jumped back in shock!

Also wtf is on the staircase wall. I hope that was intentional redecorating that coincided with painting the railing because this is the hgtv hellscape we deserve.


That was my reaction, too. I had to go back and make sure I hadn't imagined it! Also the turquoise trim paint? Wut?

Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 22:28     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Don't be hatin
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 22:26     Subject: Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Maybe it's got some grandfathered commercial zoning or some other such black magic..

Seems ludicrous unless you can build a Starbucks there
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 20:33     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Anonymous wrote:The two tone cabinets...so on point. That's been in all the design magazines.



That rug really ties the room together.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 20:25     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

The two tone cabinets...so on point. That's been in all the design magazines.

Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 20:07     Subject: Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:That's a nice grill!


Hope it gives bjs.


Legit LOL.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 20:05     Subject: Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at that price!!!!

Great subject line, OP!!
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 19:49     Subject: Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Anonymous wrote:I would like to give a special shout out to Op for the inspired title.
May your language be ever crass and your threads go unreported.
Xo

+1
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 19:44     Subject: Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Anonymous wrote:I think 1 M teardown price. Sellers are pretty optimistic.


Bwahahahaha. Haaaa. Hahahahaha. No. Look at the street.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 19:39     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Out of their minds...
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 19:36     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

The living room furniture saw the price and jumped back in shock!

Also wtf is on the staircase wall. I hope that was intentional redecorating that coincided with painting the railing because this is the hgtv hellscape we deserve.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 19:30     Subject: Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

Anonymous wrote:That's a nice grill!


Hope it gives bjs.
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 19:29     Subject: Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

That's a nice grill!
Anonymous
Post 04/12/2018 19:23     Subject: Re:Sweet baby Jesus, how is this shitbomb worth this much? Garfield St. in Arlington

"Large 6,400 Square foot lot". Hahahahahahahaha