Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:If no one came in during the night, it was a wrong number. If someone did, remember that serial killers always go to the kitchen first to make a sandwich.
Which is precisely why I hide the bread and miracle whip.
No need to hide miracle whip. Killers like the good stuff, Hellman’s.

Anonymous wrote:It’s coming from inside your house. Obviously a poltergeist. GET OUT IMMEDIATELY AND DON’T EVER RETURN.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:If no one came in during the night, it was a wrong number. If someone did, remember that serial killers always go to the kitchen first to make a sandwich.
Which is precisely why I hide the bread and miracle whip.
Anonymous wrote:Creepy? No. Wrong number? Obviously.
Message or warning? Grow up.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:They misdialed. Ignore it.
DW's phone number is one digit off from the main switchboard for Congress. She gets ranty calls from weird numbers a few times a week. People who want to call their congressperson. Actually we can measure the current sentiment in America based on the volume of calls. Got a lot when Obamacare was being proposed.
Having answered thise calls as a (former) staff assistant, my biggest condolences! Did you consider changing your number? I would have.
Anonymous wrote:They misdialed. Ignore it.
DW's phone number is one digit off from the main switchboard for Congress. She gets ranty calls from weird numbers a few times a week. People who want to call their congressperson. Actually we can measure the current sentiment in America based on the volume of calls. Got a lot when Obamacare was being proposed.