ZachF
Post 01/30/2018 01:13     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Pull the blankets over his head and give him his own Dutch Oven.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2018 00:05     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Anonymous wrote:It was a shock for me, too, op, when I realized my DH farted in his sleep. I could not stop giggling for about 3 weeks.


Literally everyone farts in their sleep. Even you, pp.

Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 22:26     Subject: Re:DH farts in his sleep
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Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 22:25     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!


What he needs is a cork.


All that flashes through my mind is the uncorking at high velocity.


Haha!
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 21:59     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Take a Tylenol PM.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 21:49     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!


What he needs is a cork.


All that flashes through my mind is the uncorking at high velocity.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 21:47     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Anonymous wrote:You sound like a complete b*tch.

This is not a problem and you’re acting like a huge baby with all your bedtime routine requirements. Get over it. Like someone else said, you married a human.


I'm pretty sure her requirement is to sleep. As it is for all humans. But, OP, you have a spare bedroom? Because it's time for separate sleeping arrangements, if you really aren't getting enough sleep. Snuggle, have sex, what have you, but actually sleep in a different room.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 21:20     Subject: Re:DH farts in his sleep
Get him some Shreddies - not the cereal, the flatulence filtering underwear.

Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 21:02     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Anonymous wrote:Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!


What he needs is a cork.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 20:33     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
It was a shock for me, too, op, when I realized my DH farted in his sleep. I could not stop giggling for about 3 weeks.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 19:39     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Separate bedrooms.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 19:39     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
Please tell me he wears some sort of pants to bed. If not, that would be happening in my house starting from tonight!
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 19:39     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
You sound like a complete b*tch.

This is not a problem and you’re acting like a huge baby with all your bedtime routine requirements. Get over it. Like someone else said, you married a human.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 19:38     Subject: DH farts in his sleep
The older you are, the more you fart and the lighter you sleep.

There's more bad stuff that happens, but I will spare you.

Like PP said, you married a human - as did your DH.
Anonymous
Post 01/29/2018 19:35     Subject: Re:DH farts in his sleep
I'm sorry the visual is hilarious! I'm with OP that is truly disgusting. Once in a while fine but every night. No!