Most car commercials - the ones where suddenly you can drive 60 MPH on car free streets in lower Manhattan or on Michigan Avenue in your SUV because the traffic is miraculously gone. Or where you buy a Range Rover and are suddenly beautiful and driving around Cannes rather than sitting in traffic on River Road pondering your bad botox injection in the rear view mirror. Or where you are suddenly protecting your family from all of the dangers of the world in your Volvo or Subaru - Love!

Cars=freedom and beauty and class and safety.

Not.

Any commercial when the actor sits in profile and appears to be talking to someone off camera.

Anonymous wrote:Mine isn't about the content so much, but I really really really hate the Mazda ad narrarator. His cadence, specifically. I get he's doing it on purpose, but it is THE WORST.

I clicked on this thread to write this. I hate that narrator soooooo much.

And you know what? I just looked it up, and it's fucking AARON PAUL, from Breaking Bad! Wtf?

The Turbo Tax commercial with the Beast in the Woods, asking if a scary mask can be considered a deductible... her accent makes me crazy... I don't mind southern accents but for some reason, perhaps because it sounds so fake, this one sets my teeth on edge. Also the little dancing stuffed bear that gyrates his hips. Ew... just ew.

Also Turbo Tax Humpty Dumpty from last year or two... creepy.

Those bears picking toilet paper off each other's butts. What the heck?

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Anonymous wrote:The f-ing Iphone X selfie ads. Can't stand it. They play like 8 times an hour during football.

I hate that one too. The song is—overtly—like sex sounds. Just awkward to hear while I watch a show.

The animated selfies like where a person talks and emoji follows?

The iPhone commercials are annoying. I remember when they were so cool. The silhouettes dancing was memorable!

The Senokot commercial where the guy pronounces it "SenoKOTE and she saddles up to him in the kitchen and shares, "sometimes I get constipated...".

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=senokot+commercial&view=detail&mid=7790D0D26CB240C9B3B47790D0D26CB240C9B3B4&FORM=VIRE

ALL of the Chevy commercials where they get a bunch of people together and then throw their phones in a shredder, tell them to choose which friend is more reliable, and other dumb shit. So, so stupid.

That advert for diarrhoea or some kind of digestive issue - it's just gross

The one where the couple is looking for a house and the guy says "I'll take it" when he discovers a secret room with a huge tv and audio equipment. I hate his creepy smile. As if the house comes with all that crap.

Anonymous wrote:The Zips dry cleaners commercials where the man and woman are dancing around. I want to poke my eyes out when it comes on.

Yes! Just saw this for the first time yesterday.

Nationwide with Peyton Manning and the country singer.

The ad creative team is so far up their own asses if they think a breathless nation has been clamoring for an origin story for a commercial jingle.

Tyson's Watch and Jewelry Exchange ones are so stupid. I can't stand that woman with the black sweater and her dumb hand movements.

Anonymous wrote:The Koons ad with Krystal Koons.

YES!!!! Local ads are so poorly done. So tired of Len the Plumber and Michael and Son. And that jewelry store one where the whole staff stands and waves at the camera.

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Anonymous wrote:The f-ing Iphone X selfie ads. Can't stand it. They play like 8 times an hour during football.

I hate that one too. The song is—overtly—like sex sounds. Just awkward to hear while I watch a show.

The animated selfies like where a person talks and emoji follows?