Anonymous
Post 12/15/2017 22:48     Subject: Re:Birthday song “May God bless you” ( insert fake sneeze) “May God bless you” (insert another sneeze)
Yes, we did the sneeze thing.

Happy birthday to to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And smell like one, too
Anonymous
Post 12/15/2017 20:55     Subject: Birthday song “May God bless you” ( insert fake sneeze) “May God bless you” (insert another sneeze)
My kids sing it that way at school.
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2017 23:23     Subject: Re:Birthday song “May God bless you” ( insert fake sneeze) “May God bless you” (insert another sneeze)
Isn't that the only way to sing it? I'd be confused if it wasn't sung fully and I expect to hear kids do fake sneezes. It's fun and you are ultimately wishing the child well
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2017 23:10     Subject: Birthday song “May God bless you” ( insert fake sneeze) “May God bless you” (insert another sneeze)
May the dear lord bless you,
May the dear lord bless you,
May the dear lord bless and keep you,
May the dear lord bless you.

Or

Happy birthday to you,
You live in a zoo.
You look like a monkey,
and you act like one, too.
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2017 23:00     Subject: Re:Birthday song “May God bless you” ( insert fake sneeze) “May God bless you” (insert another sneeze)
Yes! The kids at my son's (Catholic) school all sang it this way as the second or third verse of Happy Birthday. This was in grades K-2.

When I was in high school we sang:

May you live a hundred years
And drink a 1000 beers.
Get plastered you bastard
Happy birthday to you!

Anonymous
Post 12/14/2017 22:04     Subject: Birthday song “May God bless you” ( insert fake sneeze) “May God bless you” (insert another sneeze)
no.....
Anonymous
Post 12/14/2017 22:02     Subject: Birthday song “May God bless you” ( insert fake sneeze) “May God bless you” (insert another sneeze)
Kings and queens
And bishops too
Wanna wish the best to you
So, wish-day, wash-day, what do you say, birth-day,
Happy Birthday .....to you!