Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 23:42     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Another vote for 80 meter bra here. Blast from the past!
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 23:36     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Anonymous wrote:... the boys are in the bathroom zipping up theirs flies are in the meadow bees are in the park miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the DA R K D A R K. Dark


This is exactly how I remember it. Pacific Northwest, late 1980s.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 23:33     Subject: Re:Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Anonymous wrote:For us, it was Miss Lulu like this page: http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=3&t=46

But our lyrics were:
Miss Lulu had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lulu went to heaven.
the steamboat went to...
Hell-o operator,
Please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll Kick your l'il...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass,
Lulu went and sat on it,
And hurt her little...
Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the kitchen
Bees are in the park
Boys and girls are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, DARK, Dark, dark, <dark> [each dark getting quieter]

Pittsburgh in the 1970's.


Us too. Rochester 1970s
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 23:23     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

This sure brings back memories! Another Miss Lucy here.

Was everyone else also double dutch jump roping or were some just singing it?
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 22:54     Subject: Re:Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

For us, it was Miss Lulu like this page: http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=3&t=46

But our lyrics were:
Miss Lulu had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lulu went to heaven.
the steamboat went to...
Hell-o operator,
Please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll Kick your l'il...
Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass,
Lulu went and sat on it,
And hurt her little...
Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the kitchen
Bees are in the park
Boys and girls are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, DARK, Dark, dark, <dark> [each dark getting quieter]

Pittsburgh in the 1970's.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 22:50     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Anonymous wrote:You can't find it because it is Miss Lucy, not Suzy.


Miss Susie in California, too!
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 22:49     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Wow what a throwback, I forgot all about this song!
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 22:43     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Wow! This is a throwback! I learned it as Miss Susie living in Massachusetts when I was about 6.


I'm confused about what you mean about age appropriate OP.

I don't think this is the kind of thing parents teach kids. It's the kind of thing they learn from other kids and adults just pretend to scold them and be shocked.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 22:24     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

The 18 hour bra ads were everywhere in the early 70s. Now that I think of it, why were these poor women wearing a bra for 18 hours in a row? Didn’t they get to put on some pJs and go to sleep?
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 22:16     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

You can't find it because it is Miss Lucy, not Suzy.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 22:03     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Anonymous wrote:we always say 18 hour bra. what's an 80 meter bra anyway?


So funny. Here's a little history...playtex 18 hour bra as modeled by Jane Russell:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CdbG1NFGiNM
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 21:39     Subject: Re:Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Anonymous wrote:Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, but if you disconnect I will like out both your eyes

We want Miss Lucy, not Suzy


No! It's "Tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom, pulling down their flies-- are in the meadow. The bees are in their hives. Miss Lucy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D.A.R.K"
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 21:19     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra!
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 20:58     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Mine ended like this:

...D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K
DARK! DARK! DARK!

Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea.
Darker the underwear that mother put on me!
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2017 20:44     Subject: Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

Miss Suzie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding)
Miss Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to
Hello, operator, please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me I will paddle your
behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
please tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls room, zipping up their
flies are in the city, the bees are in the park
the boys and girls are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K
DARK! DARK! DARK

- New England, circa 1982